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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
The RCMP is actually allowed to cross the border in pursuit of a fugitive. I don't know how often they do it but they can if they need to.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
Or Due South. I barely remember it. It was about a Mountie solving crimes in America, I think. I was like 5.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
To our American friends the RCMP or the Mounties are our federal police who rarely beat us let local cops do it instead. So they have a good reputation.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
RCMP are good police. They've never roughed me up. Worst they ever did was try to trick me into a possession charge and even at that the detective was right that I had a bit of coke on me. He just didn't have any solid evidence and thought he could bluff me into giving it up.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
RCMP are good police. They've never roughed me up. Worst they ever did was try to trick me into a possession charge and even at that the detective was right that I had a bit of coke on me. He just didn't have any solid evidence and thought he could bluff me into giving it up.
Local police are fucking brutal through in some cities. I genuinely feared them until body cams became a thing.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
I'll never forget CST. Hrehrechuk. What a name. What a fawkin head on him.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
I have a fucking song I wrote just about the brutality of the WRSP. The fucked up thing too was growing up they would beat you up, take your drugs, and not arrest you, just take your shit.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Local police are scum of the earth. I almost got into it with a rookie Ottawa City cop because they pulled up on us in Vanier on New Years walking everyone home. Cocksuckers said a car had been broken into so I asked them where and two cops pointed in different directions.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
I have a fucking song I wrote just about the brutality of the WRSP. The fucked up thing too was growing up they would beat you up, take your drugs, and not arrest you, just take your shit.
Yeah the Mounties just give you a talking to, take your drugs and let you go. Good guys.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
Local police are scum of the earth. I almost got into it with a rookie Ottawa City cop because they pulled up on us in Vanier on New Years walking everyone home. Cocksuckers said a car had been broken into so I asked them where and two cops pointed in different directions.
Local cops are a fucking dangerous street gang. Americans will never understand this.
 
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