The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Dude. It's 2 PM and the Nigerians are already at it. What the fuck? What kind of batteries do they run on?

 

[Turk February]

I genuinely admire them as a people for going as hard as they do every day and shutting off at exactly midnight

 

[CQ Beans]

Try cross the bridge, I'll have the infamous RCMP death squads execute you for espionage.

Try the 59st bridge/BQE over and try us.

 

[Turk February]

Try the 59st bridge/BQE over and try us. View attachment 229203

You know our death squads aren't allowed in your country. Not since the genocide of 1997 when we destroyed all of Arizona.

 

[Turk February]

Those were the Snowbird Squads. Very dangerous.

 

[Turk February]

We did it boys 169 pages. What's the next goal again? When does thanksgiving end?

 

[Turry]

The RCMP is actually allowed to cross the border in pursuit of a fugitive. I don't know how often they do it but they can if they need to.

 

[Turk February]

The RCMP is actually allowed to cross the border in pursuit of a fugitive. I don't know how often they do it but they can if they need to.

Isn't that what the show Due North was about?

 

[Turk February]

Or Due South. I barely remember it. It was about a Mountie solving crimes in America, I think. I was like 5.

 

[Turry]

Fucked if I know.

 

[Turry]

169! KEEP ER MOVIN BUD

Let's flood this page so Abe can't be here

 

[Turk February]

To our American friends the RCMP or the Mounties are our federal police who rarely beat us let local cops do it instead. So they have a good reputation.

 

[Turk February]

@CQ Beans has no chance to survive, make your time.

 

[Turry]

RCMP are good police. They've never roughed me up. Worst they ever did was try to trick me into a possession charge and even at that the detective was right that I had a bit of coke on me. He just didn't have any solid evidence and thought he could bluff me into giving it up.

 

[Turk February]

RCMP are good police. They've never roughed me up. Worst they ever did was try to trick me into a possession charge and even at that the detective was right that I had a bit of coke on me. He just didn't have any solid evidence and thought he could bluff me into giving it up.

Local police are fucking brutal through in some cities. I genuinely feared them until body cams became a thing.

 

[Turry]

I'll never forget CST. Hrehrechuk. What a name. What a fawkin head on him.

 

[Turk February]

I have a fucking song I wrote just about the brutality of the WRSP. The fucked up thing too was growing up they would beat you up, take your drugs, and not arrest you, just take your shit.

 

[Turry]

Local police are scum of the earth. I almost got into it with a rookie Ottawa City cop because they pulled up on us in Vanier on New Years walking everyone home. Cocksuckers said a car had been broken into so I asked them where and two cops pointed in different directions.

 

[Turry]

I have a fucking song I wrote just about the brutality of the WRSP. The fucked up thing too was growing up they would beat you up, take your drugs, and not arrest you, just take your shit.

Yeah the Mounties just give you a talking to, take your drugs and let you go. Good guys.

 

[Turk February]

Local police are scum of the earth. I almost got into it with a rookie Ottawa City cop because they pulled up on us in Vanier on New Years walking everyone home. Cocksuckers said a car had been broken into so I asked them where and two cops pointed in different directions.

Local cops are a fucking dangerous street gang. Americans will never understand this.