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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I'm watching the sexy biker movie. It's called The Sexy Bikeriders. Tom Hardy plays Marlon Brando. The main sexy biker is a real quiet, smoldering fag. He broods and gives glib answers like a serial killer. So sexy. He just brooded this bitch's boyfriend into moving out of his own house. That's literally all he did. He parked across the street, smoked cigarettes sexily and brooded.

You know what's mad sexy? Squinting constantly. These sexy bikers just smoke cigarettes and squint. So far they don't do any tough guy biker shit, they just smoke, squint, smolder and brood. Sexily.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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The one sexy biker had a goatee and a dangly earring. I feel like back then that was just as bad as being a communist.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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The best lyrics I've heard all year are "give me 20 chicken nuggets and nudes of your wife" screamed into a drive through window. Electric Callboy rules.
 

Stent

this isn't wrong, just illegal
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