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Remember when I learned that the coffee shop I go to was actually a gay bar? That was pretty funny.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I was gay for a year on a daily basis and didn't even realize.
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You ordered the tall mocha and a NIGGER came out and FUCKED your ASS
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There's very few niggers downtown. There were drag queens though. I just thought they were being fashionable.
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All the blacks in the city live on my street. It's on the opposite end from downtown. Downtown is filled with desperate white junkies trying to buy jibb and screaming about how cold it is.
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Jibb
Gak
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Motherfucking meth
Gak
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Motherfucking meth
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There was a girl in town named "Crystal" who unsurprisingly overdosed on fentanyl. I crashed her funeral cuz I had no money and needed food. Good coffee.
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A lot of people here call it "Tina" now
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There was like one corner of people mourning her and the rest was just dirtbags like me there for the food. Best funeral ever.
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Wakes/funerals really do be having the best food. Nothing like a nice pinwheel wrap while your buddy's mutilated corpse is in the room. Or your de-melon'd cousin.
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Stop eating corpses.
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We're Canadian. We will eat the corpse of America in a few years. It's how we fucking roll.
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You forgot to mention your cousin was gay and very much in love with me. His passing hurt me as much as it hurt you.
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Oh shit. I forgot what time it is. It's fucking time for lunch? Will I get Popeye's? Only God knows.
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Eat your hair
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I will eat your cousins fucking head before I eat my hair.
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I'm still so bummed I fed one of my songs to an AI and it made it like 50 times better. I'm kind of obsessing over it.
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Like. Everyone in the music industry should be freaking out. They have been made redundant. It's probably a good thing.
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Also, what the fuck is up with Bumble? I haven't gotten a like in 3 years. The fuck is that shit?