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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

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All the blacks in the city live on my street. It's on the opposite end from downtown. Downtown is filled with desperate white junkies trying to buy jibb and screaming about how cold it is.
 

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There was a girl in town named "Crystal" who unsurprisingly overdosed on fentanyl. I crashed her funeral cuz I had no money and needed food. Good coffee.
 

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Wakes/funerals really do be having the best food. Nothing like a nice pinwheel wrap while your buddy's mutilated corpse is in the room. Or your de-melon'd cousin.
 

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I'm still so bummed I fed one of my songs to an AI and it made it like 50 times better. I'm kind of obsessing over it.
 

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Like. Everyone in the music industry should be freaking out. They have been made redundant. It's probably a good thing.
 

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Also, what the fuck is up with Bumble? I haven't gotten a like in 3 years. The fuck is that shit?
 
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