The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

JERRY GAVE HIS HEAD FOR YOUR FREEDOM, COMMIE

Jerry gave me head for commie freedom.

 

[Turk February]

To our American friends. It is traditional to mock the dead on Thanksgiving in Canada.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jerry gave me head for commie freedom.

I'm going to bed. We ain't friends no more. Jerry was a good guy and he had a good melon on his shoulders.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd say a honeydew

 

[Turk February]

I'm going to bed. We ain't friends no more. Jerry was a good guy and he had a good melon on his shoulders.

Well, the melon was only on his shoulders some times.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Honeydew melon + blond mullet + torso [4' away] × Good Will Hunting ÷ Eddie Winslow (*5) = 69

Yyyyyyyooooooooo

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Honeydew melon + blond mullet + torso [4' away] × Good Will Hunting ÷ Eddie Winslow (*5) = 69

Yyyyyyyooooooooo

The funniest part about that is that the math actually checks out.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Terrence Howard to the power of the sixty ninth

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jerry gave me head for commie freedom.

DUH HUH HUH HUH, YOUR COUSIN HAD HIS HEAD FALL OFF, FLIP AROUND, LAND IN HIS LAP AND LOOK LIKE HE WAS BLOWING HIMSELF DUH HUH HUH HUH

 

[Turk February]

DUH HUH HUH HUH, YOUR COUSIN HAD HIS HEAD FALL OFF, FLIP AROUND, LAND IN HIS LAP AND LOOK LIKE HE WAS BLOWING HIMSELF DUH HUH HUH HUH

I also fucked his ass before and after.

 

[Turk February]

Because he was gay and we were in love.

 

[Turk February]

I suddenly feel bad for my jokes. I apologize, Abe.

 

[Turk February]

We're only 9 pages away from the goal, boys.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know what we have that no one else has? Wunderbar. One of the best things you can get in your Canadian Halloween bag.

 

[Turk February]

You know what we have that no one else has? Wunderbar. One of the best things you can get in your Canadian Halloween bag.

Coffee Crisp, Caramilk, and Aero. Things foreigners will never understand.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Coffee Crisp, Caramilk, and Aero. Things foreigners will never understand.

WWAWD Big Turk?

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD Big Turk?

Well. He's just like me but taller. Kind of derivative if you ask me.

 

[Mustard]

Canadian flag should just be two men in silhouette doing it anal, one with a turban

 

[Turk February]

Canadian flag should just be two men in silhouette doing it anal, one with a turban

Hatred will prevail if Canada stops being Sikh and gay.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Hahahahaha gay guys having sex. Killing it