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Jerry No-Melon. The Headless Jerry.
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You're a retard, but you got a melon.I fell down the stairs at a park in Brantford. Unrelated. Just reminded me of it. I think it gave me brain damage .
Did he just show up on Christmas with no head and make everyone uncomfortable?Jerry No-Melon. The Headless Jerry.
No, he died from having no head.Did he just show up on Christmas with no head and make everyone uncomfortable?
Like right awayNo, he died from having no head.
Never stops the ghosts that haunt my past from showing up on holidays.No, he died from having no head.
Blow weed smoke in their faceNever stops the ghosts that haunt my past from showing up on holidays.
I just karate kick my dead grandmother in the cunt and take a big poop while crying.Blow weed smoke in their face
Ya kiddin!No, he died from having no head.
I didn't even know he was sickYa kiddin!
That's how the tree was able to decapitate him.He was a strong man. His only weakness was his neck.
Should have worn a scarf or something.He was a strong man. His only weakness was his neck.
Tell me you don't know shit about snowmobile physics without telling me you don't know shit about snowmobile physics, my dude.Should have worn a scarf or something.
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