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@Turk February I'm killing your stupid dog. Don't worry about the pills.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Who gives a fuck?
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Shitst upon thine any Popeye's sandwich EVER MADE
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I'll cut your FUCKING FACE
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I'm still kind of bummed I never ate dog when I lived in Korea. There's just some things you only get so few chances to do in life.
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Is it because of the shitst on the gnome hat thing? Because that was absolutely directed at you. Bitch.
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It was directed at God and that's the real problem, Abe.
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I fucking love dogs and I'm bummed for you.
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God told me to "shitst upon thee, giggle and chortle"
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God's talking like a fag, man. I don't know.
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My cousin John could probably beat the shit outta God if it came right down to it.
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A woman once got me drunk on Makoli and insisted I eat silk worm larvae with her, I just said "I'm Jewish it's against my religion" (we had just finished a pork BBQ dinner). She didn't question me.
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He went melon-over on a four wheeler one time and I guess he was punching out the paramedics when he came to.
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Also I feel I should clarify. I'm not Jewish in the least. But from a certain angle in a certain light I can pass for one, especially in Asia where they have no experience with it.
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Another one of my cousins went melon-off on a snowmobile a few years earlier. Same trail.
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I want to take his melon... Off.
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Gotdang low hanging tree branch, nigga didn't duck, and his melon came off.
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Like right off I guess, I wasn't there, but it fucked several people up including his brother and father. Head. Off.
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I may not be the world famous dancer that my entire family expected, but at least I got my melon.
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I fell down the stairs at a park in Brantford. Unrelated. Just reminded me of it. I think it gave me brain damage .