The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry Fawks]

Bitches love when you whine at them

Watch it. Watch it.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I'm Steven. Turk is Hilary. Abe is the dog.

 

[Turk February]

I'm Steven. Turk is Hilary. Abe is the dog.

Hilary couldn't handle the penis chinese penis I take.

 

[Turk February]

Also. I would like to make an official statement on behalf of the Revolutionary Committee. I am having Popeye's today.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Hilary couldn't handle the penis chinese penis I take.

Get me my steak, put the glove on, give the dog his pills and love me right bitch wife

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also. I would like to make an official statement on behalf of the Revolutionary Committee. I am having Popeye's today.

Just put one little lock of Charles Bronson hair on there. Just a taste.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Get me my steak, put the glove on, give the dog his pills and love me right bitch wife

I need my pills, bitch.

 

[Turk February]

Just put one little lock of Charles Bronson hair on there. Just a taste.

IM NOT EATING HAIR YOU FAGGOTS!

 

[Turk February]

Okay I did order a side of pubes but that doesn't count.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

IM NOT EATING HAIR YOU FAGGOTS!

GIVE ME MY PILLS! I CAN'T OPEN THE FUCKIN THING

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Arooo

 

[Turry Fawks]

Abe's going to die of worms and it'll be your fault!

 

[Turk February]

Abe's going to die of worms and it'll be your fault!

Good. He told me to eat hair. Fuck that guy.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Good. He told me to eat hair. Fuck that guy.

We're trying to help you, Hilary! You're losing your mind - you think the dog is talking to you!

 

[Turk February]

We're trying to help you, Hilary! You're losing your mind - you think the dog is talking to you!

I'm eating that fucking dog. I've got ranch dressing and everything. Try stop me.

 

[Turry Fawks]

As the man of the house I get the biggest piece of Abe

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

As the man of the house I get the biggest piece of Abe

Stevie. Stevie, help me. She's been pinchin' my rump, Stevie.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

That guy was actually hilarious at a time. I used to watch all the videos of him opening packages people would send him.

He just started doing Bad Unboxing again. Now it's """"safe"""" and shit. Amazon purchases vetted by whore wife.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He just started doing Bad Unboxing again. Now it's """"safe"""" and shit. Amazon purchases vetted by whore wife.

He would always say nigger and faggot and was afraid that the packages would be a bomb or a bunch if feces or puke.

 

[Turk February]

Also, as a side

He would always say nigger and faggot and was afraid that the packages would be a bomb or a bunch if feces or puke.

He really was completely destroyed by a woman. It's almost sad.