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A Guyanese cricket champion tried to rape me once in Toronto. This genuinely happened. I pleaded with him that I have a girlfriend and I can't be unfaithful to her.
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John Travolta isn't in thatThen his wife wrapped on my door and went "I need to get high, can I use your bathroom" and she was just smoking crack. I genuinely went "Can't we all just watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with John Travolta? It's on Showtime"
Don't let him gaslight you, Turk. You know the truth.Oh it's Val Kilmer. I always confuse them.
Val Kilmer killed my sister in a sex incident.Val Kilmer killed it in Grease
Get something with goat in it in honor of BoqImportant update: I still haven't ordered lunch cuz you COCKSUCKERS didn't tell me what to order.
I actually don't really like goat. It fucks pretty good but tastes like shit.Get something with goat in it in honor of Boq
I gotta eat something. It's Christmas or whatever.Don't eat anything
It's food that you grewShave your head and eyebrows and eat all the hair
No. Don't.Try intermittent fasting for 72 hours
I've gone 3 days without eating before. One time I was even sober. Hunger makes me really irrational.Try intermittent fasting for 72 hours
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