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A Guyanese cricket champion tried to rape me once in Toronto. This genuinely happened. I pleaded with him that I have a girlfriend and I can't be unfaithful to her.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Sounds awful. Full of easterners and other types of niggers
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I almost got raped by a huge fucking chav in Ottawa at the Black Irish Pub. Closest I ever came to stabbing somebody
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Then his wife wrapped on my door and went "I need to get high, can I use your bathroom" and she was just smoking crack. I genuinely went "Can't we all just watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with John Travolta? It's on Showtime"
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John Travolta isn't in that
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Oh it's Val Kilmer. I always confuse them.
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Don't let him gaslight you, Turk. You know the truth.
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Val Kilmer killed it in Grease
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Val Kilmer killed my sister in a sex incident.
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I vividly remember renting several shitty John Travolta movies when I was a kid because they sucked so bad.
Michael: he played the archangel Michael. He tried to fight a bull. He fucked Andy MacDowell.
Eyes of an Angel: he's a loser dad who ends up with a doberman that was an ex fighting dog. I have no clue what the point of the movie is.
Phenomenon: he has alien cancer and can move shit with his mind.
Michael: he played the archangel Michael. He tried to fight a bull. He fucked Andy MacDowell.
Eyes of an Angel: he's a loser dad who ends up with a doberman that was an ex fighting dog. I have no clue what the point of the movie is.
Phenomenon: he has alien cancer and can move shit with his mind.
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Important update: I still haven't ordered lunch cuz you COCKSUCKERS didn't tell me what to order.
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Get something with goat in it in honor of Boq
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I actually don't really like goat. It fucks pretty good but tastes like shit.
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Don't eat anything
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I gotta eat something. It's Christmas or whatever.
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Shave your head and eyebrows and eat all the hair
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It's food that you grew
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Try intermittent fasting for 72 hours
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I've gone 3 days without eating before. One time I was even sober. Hunger makes me really irrational.