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Also I think I'm too fucked up to go out right now. I have no idea why I'm even on dating sites. I just really, really wanna fuck. I should call up a whore.
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Is there anywhere you can just get a nice Mac n Chee? I got the most balling Mac n Chee I've ever had at my butcher shop the other day. It was impossibly cheesey.Oh fuck. It's lunchtime. What will it be today!?
I want to eat something that was alive and aware it was being killed today. Cow or pig.Is there anywhere you can just get a nice Mac n Chee? I got the most balling Mac n Chee I've ever had at my butcher shop the other day. It was impossibly cheesey.
That's fucking genius actually.I just had a brilliant idea. Do you think if I get a submissive whore to clean my apartment and quick cum on her back for 150 bucks? I think it would solve all my problems.
That's a good point.If whores wanted to work they'd get a real job
The Rideau Centre whore wasn't bad looking tbh. Well-spoken, wasn't dressed like a whore. She was probably trying to lead me somewhere so her Somalian brothers could rob me. Turry's no fucking idiotHonestly I think we only really have lot lizards around here and they ain't lookers.
Was it you as seen through a mirror?I saw a guy throw a bottle of whiskey at a security guard to steal another bottle of whiskey at the Rideau once. Ottawa people are nuts.
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