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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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Whenever I get hookers I get them to wail me in the gooch with a wiffleball bat. But ONLY the gooch. If they fuck up and hit my balls or God forbid, my asshole (I'm not a fag) I become violent and they get paid in knuckle sammiches.
 

Turry Fawks

Dean of Dog Piss Studies at Waterlooniversity
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Never been to a whore but I had a really aggressive black one follow me all the way through Rideau Centre one day. I'm going "The sun is out! I'm completely sober! How you finna try?!"
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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Honestly I think we only really have lot lizards around here and they ain't lookers.

Should also add I've never fucked a lot lizard. I'd rather get shot in the face.
 
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