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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

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Also I think I'm too fucked up to go out right now. I have no idea why I'm even on dating sites. I just really, really wanna fuck. I should call up a whore.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I just had a brilliant idea. Do you think if I get a submissive whore to clean my apartment and quick cum on her back for 150 bucks? I think it would solve all my problems.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Whenever I get hookers I get them to wail me in the gooch with a wiffleball bat. But ONLY the gooch. If they fuck up and hit my balls or God forbid, my asshole (I'm not a fag) I become violent and they get paid in knuckle sammiches.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Honestly I think we only really have lot lizards around here and they ain't lookers.

Should also add I've never fucked a lot lizard. I'd rather get shot in the face.
 
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