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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
Start date Oct 14, 2024

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Today at 12:03 AM

#2,981

My Tinder messages continue to get more unhinged with every fucking Busch. Someone should just take my phone away.

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Today at 12:06 AM

#2,982

I honestly don't know how to fuck a bitch. Yes. I've had an above average number of sexual partners but I never remember how to start it.

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Today at 12:46 AM

#2,983

Also we are getting super close to 169.

Turry Fawks

Dean of Dog Piss Studies at Waterlooniversity

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Today at 12:53 AM

#2,984

Ask the next one if she knows how to 96 and then explain it to her

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Today at 12:57 AM

#2,985

Turry Fawks said:
Ask the next one if she knows how to 96 and then explain it to her

Hey. Your pretty, I like you can I lay upside down on your bed and fart on your head for a bit?

Turry Fawks

Dean of Dog Piss Studies at Waterlooniversity

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Today at 12:58 AM

#2,986

I'm trying to help

Turry Fawks

Dean of Dog Piss Studies at Waterlooniversity

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Today at 1:02 AM

#2,987

My approach to advice is mostly apophatic.

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