The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Send me some more DMs about scripts you're writing desperately seeking my approval. Go fuck yourself.

Lol Mustard has lofty ambitions like a queer. Get a job, condiment!

 

[Turk February]

Yes you will. Jess will sit on my face, too. fuck you

She would never sit on a gay retarded man's face. It's unnatural.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Send me some more DMs about scripts you're writing desperately seeking my approval. Go fuck yourself.

He sent me one where a guy named Ketchup and another guy named Lebanese try to make a baby together

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She would never sit on a gay retarded man's face. It's unnatural.

I don't know. I bet she probably would.

 

[Mustard]

She would never sit on a gay retarded man's face. It's unnatural.

Ill have the pixar movie money and she'll be begging to smother me. Go shit blood

 

[Turk February]

Sometimes with Mustard, and this is why I even acknowledge him, I start feeling sad for him. But he really is a shit dicked retard.

 

[Mustard]

I going to fuck that reaction channel whore so fucking good she'll stop making videos for Youtube permanently cause she's going to only want to make her big dick daddy happy 24/7.

 

[Turk February]

I going to fuck that reaction channel whore so fucking good she'll stop making videos for Youtube permanently cause she's going to only want to make her big dick daddy happy 24/7.

I'm happy that you believe anywhere in the world would allow someone with your IQ consent to sex.

 

[Mustard]

I'm happy that you believe anywhere in the world would allow someone with your IQ consent to sex.

Nah, Ill have sex. Youll see.

 

[Turk February]

Nah, Ill have sex. Youll see.

One day. With the hot wheelchair chick in your special ed class.

 

[Mustard]

One day. With the hot wheelchair chick in your special ed class.

She'll be giving me special head

 

[Turk February]

I'm still sweating from the fucking Pho. I think I need to poop or something.

 

[Mass.gov]

New Boq pic dropped

When Im going after the sassters, this is the facial expression I have...

 

[Turk February]

New Boq pic dropped

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When Im going after the sassters, this is the facial expression I have...

That looks like a man who can really do IT when the internet breaks at the library.

 

[Confused White Kid]

New Boq pic dropped

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When Im going after the sassters, this is the facial expression I have...

 

[Turry Fawks]

 

[Mustard]

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Thats so original Turry

 

[Turry Fawks]

Thats so original Turry

Thanks! I put a lot of thought into it!

 

[Turk February]

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"You don't have to be ashamed of erectile dysfunction"

 

[Turry Fawks]

"You don't have to be ashamed of erectile dysfunction"

I'm a thwitch hitter