The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

It's the Skydome.

If it's the skydrome why didn't they build it out of sky? Check and mate.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Might aswell tell the story, lol

I was working door to door selling 5 year fixed rate Natural Gas Contacts to homes and commercial sites. My first real "job" after working at the Zellers diner. My boss was an African-American woman who was like Bam (had good hair and knew it). and we both got stuck at this lady's house in Fergus. She roasted marshmallows and we chilled in her backyard for like 4-5 hours and even smoked a lil weed.

When it got late and the lights weren't coming back I siphoned gas from a car into my bosses' Buick SUV, and she dropped me off home. Our Head office was by the Islington subway station.

Good times.

You said you bought your first property at 23 and you expect us to believe you did that as a nigger door to door salesman with a lisp?

Every single thing you say is a lie.

Pedophile.

 

[Turk February]

Anyways. None of it will matter if my pho isn't good. I'll destroy it all and the names will be forgotten.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If it's the skydrome why didn't they build it out of sky? Check and mate.

BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING DOME THAT OPENS UP SO YOU CAN SEE THE SKY AND YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT

 

[Turk February]

I just did a little research, the Rogers Centre is gay.

 

[Turk February]

It was caught having sex with another dome, a male one.

 

[Turk February]

BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING DOME THAT OPENS UP SO YOU CAN SEE THE SKY AND YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT

I don't know shit. All I know is hate and fear of bad food.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you ever thought about how any time you're naked you're fucking the sky? And it's the same sky that every other dude in the world fucks.

 

[Turk February]

Have you ever thought about how any time you're naked you're fucking the sky? And it's the same sky that every other dude in the world fucks.

The sky and the ocean are fucking sluts. Fuck those bitches. Fucking goofs.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I think it was '98 when we got a meter of snow on Vancouver Island. Shut everything down for a week or more.

 

[Mass.gov]

Have you ever thought about how any time you're naked you're fucking the sky? And it's the same sky that every other dude in the world fucks.

The sky needs to do some kegels tbhwya

 

[Confused White Kid]

The sky needs to do some kegels tbhwya

^42 year old sexpest and groomer with a lisp

 

[Turry Fawks]

The sky isn't real you morons

 

[Turry Fawks]

We burned it down in 1814

 

[Mass.gov]

Holee shit, trying to answer Abe with a sassy retort made me stumble on this channel...these ladies dedicated their whole lives to making PUSSY TIGHTER, lmfao

Tighten Your Tinkler

We are Jenn Lormand (Exercise Physiologist) and Christina Walsh (Physical Therapist). We have been helping women heal and feel better in their bodies again for a combined 36 years. After 5 different personal childbirth experiences and various recovery issues, we created our Signature Program...

www.youtube.com

 

[Niggerotchi]

Holee shit, trying to answer Abe with a sassy retort made me stumble on this channel...these ladies dedicated their whole lives to making PUSSY TIGHTER, lmfao

Tighten Your Tinkler

We are Jenn Lormand (Exercise Physiologist) and Christina Walsh (Physical Therapist). We have been helping women heal and feel better in their bodies again for a combined 36 years. After 5 different personal childbirth experiences and various recovery issues, we created our Signature Program...

www.youtube.com

"Just happened across this"

Weird nigger

 

[Confused White Kid]

Holee shit, trying to answer Abe with a sassy retort made me stumble on this channel...these ladies dedicated their whole lives to making PUSSY TIGHTER, lmfao

Tighten Your Tinkler

We are Jenn Lormand (Exercise Physiologist) and Christina Walsh (Physical Therapist). We have been helping women heal and feel better in their bodies again for a combined 36 years. After 5 different personal childbirth experiences and various recovery issues, we created our Signature Program...

www.youtube.com

You just stumbled upon it, huh?
Sexual deviant and groomer.

 

[Turk February]

Omg that beef was completely raw. I just ate raw beef y'all.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holee shit, trying to answer Abe with a sassy retort made me stumble on this channel...these ladies dedicated their whole lives to making PUSSY TIGHTER, lmfao

Tighten Your Tinkler

We are Jenn Lormand (Exercise Physiologist) and Christina Walsh (Physical Therapist). We have been helping women heal and feel better in their bodies again for a combined 36 years. After 5 different personal childbirth experiences and various recovery issues, we created our Signature Program...

www.youtube.com

Ew they call it a tinkler

 

[Turk February]

This portion size is ridiculous. This is too much soup for one man.