The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Anyone remember the massive blackout in 2003 that put all of Ontario and New York into darkness for like 18 hours?

 

[Turk February]

I think I went to play tennis and drink beer cuz there was nothing to do. I was 13.

 

[Turk February]

Guess what time it is boys?

 

[Turk February]

No Popeye's today. Can't do it. Though I've claimed that before.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Anyone remember the massive blackout in 2003 that put all of Ontario and New York into darkness for like 18 hours?

Vaguely. I remember Ice Storm '98 though. I'm a survivor.

 

[Turk February]

It's Pho today. I decided to go relatively healthy. Fucking hate pho.

 

[Turk February]

They better bring fucking chopsticks. There's no fucking way I'm eating that shit with a spoon you motherfuckers.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck. This was a fucking mistake. I don't even have hot sauce. Hatred has prevailed.

 

[Turk February]

This will be known as "Thanks taking 2024" when I take my anger out on the general public.

 

[Turk February]

I'm going to make 9/11 look like a fucking joke. Push over the CN Tower onto the Rogers Centre. Unless this Pho is good.

 

[Mass.gov]

Anyone remember the massive blackout in 2003 that put all of Ontario and New York into darkness for like 18 hours?

I do. I was stranded in Fergus Ontario. Had some roasted marshmallows, and then siphoned gas and drove back to Sauga.

Ice storm 98, I remember Mel Lastman doing what GW Bush did in 9/11...he was at ground zero with the Canadian troops shovelling snow, or at least appeared to do so for the photo ops.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm going to make 9/11 look like a fucking joke. Push over the CN Tower onto the Rogers Centre. Unless this Pho is good.

"Rogers Centre"

It's the fucking Skydome and you know it. Rogers can fuck off.

 

[Paul]

I do. I was stranded in Fergus Ontario. Had some roasted marshmallows, and then siphoned gas and drove back to Sauga.

Ice storm 98, I remember Mel Lastman doing what GW Bush did in 9/11...he was at ground zero with the Canadian troops shovelling snow, or at least appeared to do so for the photo ops.

 

[Turk February]

I do. I was stranded in Fergus Ontario. Had some roasted marshmallows, and then siphoned gas and drove back to Sauga.

Ice storm 98, I remember Mel Lastman doing what GW Bush did in 9/11...he was at ground zero with the Canadian troops shovelling snow, or at least appeared to do so for the photo ops.

The fuck were you doing in Fergus? That's more my area.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You guys ever get scabs on your penis cuz you masturbate way too much?

No Josh I don't.

Anyone remember the massive black in 2003 that put all of Ontario and New York into darkness for like 18 hours?

No.

 

[Turk February]

"Rogers Centre"

It's the fucking Skydome and you know it. Rogers can fuck off.

Rogers provides me with phones any time I lose one. I have to show them respect.

 

[Turk February]

No Josh I don't.

No.

The fuck? You're not Canadian. Go eat some penis somewhere else.

 

[Mass.gov]

The fuck were you doing in Fergus? That's more my area.

Might aswell tell the story, lol

I was working door to door selling 5 year fixed rate Natural Gas Contacts to homes and commercial sites. My first real "job" after working at the Zellers diner. My boss was an African-American woman who was like Bam (had good hair and knew it). and we both got stuck at this lady's house in Fergus. She roasted marshmallows and we chilled in her backyard for like 4-5 hours and even smoked a lil weed.

When it got late and the lights weren't coming back I siphoned gas from a car into my bosses' Buick SUV, and she dropped me off home. Our Head office was by the Islington subway station.

Good times.

 

[Turk February]

Rogers provides me with phones any time I lose one. I have to show them respect.

I've lost like 5 phones. Rogers is usually very understanding even though they overcharge me for everything else. Actually their internet is fair.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've lost like 5 phones. Rogers is usually very understanding even though they overcharge me for everything else. Actually their internet is fair.

It's the Skydome.