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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
Start date Oct 14, 2024

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,921

Im sweating my ass off. This is a big fucking pho.

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,922

Yeah. I can't finish this. It's going in the turlet

Not Child.

tee hee

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,923

My grandfather would tell my mom "the blessings are in the left overs". You truly are a godless POS, lol

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,924

Mass.gov said:
My grandfather would tell my mom "the blessings are in the left overs". You truly are a godless POS, lol

The blessings are in getting naked and laying down. Your grandfather was a dummy.

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,925

Your grandfather fired Soviet artillery at himself because he didn't understand how it works.

Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,926

Mass.gov said:
My grandfather would tell my mom "the blessings are in the left overs". You truly are a godless POS, lol

Enjoy your leftover goat meat you fucking pedophile cave nigger

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Vaselli Deferenzio

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,927

Turk February said:
Yeah. I can't finish this. It's going in the turlet

Coward.

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,928

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Coward.

So far in this thread I failed to stay awake and failed to finish a soup. This is a sad Thanksgiving

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,929

Boq's right though. I'm tossing this in the fridge. Noodles will probably turn to mush.

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,930

Or not. Can't find the lid.

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musTARD

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,931

Turk February said:
Noodles will probably turn to mush.

So will your brain you alcoholic pos

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,932

Mustard said:
So will your brain you alcoholic pos

Me at my drunkest functions better than you at your best. Keep your dumb fucking mouth shut.

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musTARD

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,933

Turk February said:
Me at my drunkest functions better than you at your best. Keep your dumb fucking mouth shut.

No you don't. Nice hint of defeat, alkie

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,934

Mustard said:
No you don't. Nice hint of defeat, alkie

Send me some more DMs about scripts you're writing desperately seeking my approval. Go fuck yourself.

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musTARD

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,935

Turk February said:
Me at my drunkest functions better than you at your best. Keep your dumb fucking mouth shut.

I need your help. These puzzle people look like theyre fucking. I cant figure it out!

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musTARD

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,936

169 will never be reached.

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,937

Turk February said:
Omg that beef was completely raw. I just ate raw beef y'all.

I'm Garrity, remember? You're the nerd who almost makes it

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Vaselli Deferenzio

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,938

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh HERE COME THE HAMMER

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,939

Mustard said:
I need your help. These puzzle people look like theyre fucking. I cant figure it out!

Eat my dick, Mustard. You're a Charmless Wyyz and I'll never read your shit.

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musTARD

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Oct 27, 2024

#2,940

Turk February said:
Eat my dick, Mustard. You're a Charles's Wyyz and I'll never read your shit.

Yes you will. Jess will sit on my face, too. fuck you

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