The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Im sweating my ass off. This is a big fucking pho.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah. I can't finish this. It's going in the turlet

 

[Mass.gov]

My grandfather would tell my mom "the blessings are in the left overs". You truly are a godless POS, lol

 

[Turk February]

My grandfather would tell my mom "the blessings are in the left overs". You truly are a godless POS, lol

The blessings are in getting naked and laying down. Your grandfather was a dummy.

 

[Turk February]

Your grandfather fired Soviet artillery at himself because he didn't understand how it works.

 

[Confused White Kid]

My grandfather would tell my mom "the blessings are in the left overs". You truly are a godless POS, lol

Enjoy your leftover goat meat you fucking pedophile cave nigger

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah. I can't finish this. It's going in the turlet

Coward.

 

[Turk February]

Coward.

So far in this thread I failed to stay awake and failed to finish a soup. This is a sad Thanksgiving

 

[Turk February]

Boq's right though. I'm tossing this in the fridge. Noodles will probably turn to mush.

 

[Turk February]

Or not. Can't find the lid.

 

[Mustard]

Noodles will probably turn to mush.

So will your brain you alcoholic pos

 

[Turk February]

So will your brain you alcoholic pos

Me at my drunkest functions better than you at your best. Keep your dumb fucking mouth shut.

 

[Mustard]

Me at my drunkest functions better than you at your best. Keep your dumb fucking mouth shut.

No you don't. Nice hint of defeat, alkie

 

[Turk February]

No you don't. Nice hint of defeat, alkie

Send me some more DMs about scripts you're writing desperately seeking my approval. Go fuck yourself.

 

[Mustard]

Me at my drunkest functions better than you at your best. Keep your dumb fucking mouth shut.

I need your help. These puzzle people look like theyre fucking. I cant figure it out!

 

[Mustard]

169 will never be reached.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Omg that beef was completely raw. I just ate raw beef y'all.

I'm Garrity, remember? You're the nerd who almost makes it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh HERE COME THE HAMMER

 

[Turk February]

I need your help. These puzzle people look like theyre fucking. I cant figure it out!

Eat my dick, Mustard. You're a Charmless Wyyz and I'll never read your shit.

 

[Mustard]

Eat my dick, Mustard. You're a Charles's Wyyz and I'll never read your shit.

Yes you will. Jess will sit on my face, too. fuck you