The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

If you get raped by a pack of NEIGHBORS it'll be your own fault!

I think they took my coffee but it's okay, because it was really shitty coffee. And I may have told them to take it and forgotten.

 

[Turk February]

Let's see if Uber fucks up my order again. Fuckers.

 

[Turk February]

No ghost Pepper this time. I'm absolutely sick of it.

 

[Turk February]

Shit. Now I kind of want ghost Pepper. Fuck my life.

 

[Turk February]

I keep thinking "why do I feel like shit after a meal" then I remember I'm eating literal garbage.

 

[Turk February]

I'm also not eating normal portions. I'm eating double sided and shit.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm also not eating normal portions. I'm eating double sided and shit.

Double sided nonstick surface.

 

[Turk February]

Double sided nonstick surface.

I meant double sides. Like I'll get coleslaw and onion rings or chicken nuggets to go with my burger.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I meant double sides. Like I'll get coleslaw and onion rings or chicken nuggets to go with my burger.

Popeye's mashed potatoes and Cajun gravy is the shit. I like the red beans and rice too. Coleslaw is fag shit.

 

[Turk February]

Popeye's mashed potatoes and Cajun gravy is the shit. I like the red beans and rice too. Coleslaw is fag shit.

Coleslaw tastes like nothing but it makes me feel like I ate a vegetable so I'm not being unhealthy

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Coleslaw tastes like nothing but it makes me feel like I ate a vegetable so I'm not being unhealthy

Potatoes are a vegetable. Gravy is a vegetable.

 

[Turk February]

Potatoes are a vegetable. Gravy is a vegetable.

I'd argue chicken nuggets are vegetables because they're small.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I meant double sides. Like I'll get coleslaw and onion rings or chicken nuggets to go with my burger.

There's a cs188 Pooping the Charts video where he makes some rapper (Ludscris?) refer to an ass as a double sided nonstick surface using a Billy Mays clip. Somebody in the comments said this is what he and a friend called asses now. That comment has stuck with me for almost 15 years.

Popeye's mashed potatoes and Cajun gravy is the shit. I like the red beans and rice too. Coleslaw is fag shit.

My introduction to coleslaugh as a concept was an episode of Rugrats and then and now I can't get past how unappetizing the name is.

 

[Turry Fawks]

We've already been over coleslaw. They got coalslaw but they ain't got no ebneeslaw?

 

[Turry Fawks]

Ayoooooo gimme dat goleslaw nigga

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

moldslaw

 

[Stent]

I got a hankering for fries now.

 

[Turk February]

Coleslaw implies the existence of naturalgasslaw.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuckin shitslaw more like. Ha.

 

[Turry Fawks]

WWAWD sloughs? Went and cruised past Finn Slough today to take it in. There's a little shanty town there and it's like going back in time. PFG