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I think they took my coffee but it's okay, because it was really shitty coffee. And I may have told them to take it and forgotten.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Let's see if Uber fucks up my order again. Fuckers.
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No ghost Pepper this time. I'm absolutely sick of it.
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Shit. Now I kind of want ghost Pepper. Fuck my life.
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I keep thinking "why do I feel like shit after a meal" then I remember I'm eating literal garbage.
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I'm also not eating normal portions. I'm eating double sided and shit.
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Double sided nonstick surface.
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I meant double sides. Like I'll get coleslaw and onion rings or chicken nuggets to go with my burger.
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Popeye's mashed potatoes and Cajun gravy is the shit. I like the red beans and rice too. Coleslaw is fag shit.
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Coleslaw tastes like nothing but it makes me feel like I ate a vegetable so I'm not being unhealthy
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Potatoes are a vegetable. Gravy is a vegetable.
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I'd argue chicken nuggets are vegetables because they're small.
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There's a cs188 Pooping the Charts video where he makes some rapper (Ludscris?) refer to an ass as a double sided nonstick surface using a Billy Mays clip. Somebody in the comments said this is what he and a friend called asses now. That comment has stuck with me for almost 15 years.
My introduction to coleslaugh as a concept was an episode of Rugrats and then and now I can't get past how unappetizing the name is.
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We've already been over coleslaw. They got coalslaw but they ain't got no ebneeslaw?
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Ayoooooo gimme dat goleslaw nigga
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Coleslaw implies the existence of naturalgasslaw.
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Fuckin shitslaw more like. Ha.
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WWAWD sloughs? Went and cruised past Finn Slough today to take it in. There's a little shanty town there and it's like going back in time. PFG