The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

It's lunch time again. Every day is exactly the same.

 

[Turk February]

Yes. It's fucking Popeye's again. Go fuck yourself.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a Costco dill pickle salad.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dell peckle

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have so much shit I need to do and my arm is too fucked for me to do it and I fucking hate asking people for help despite being the first person everyone asks for help.

 

[Turk February]

I have so much shit I need to do and my arm is too fucked for me to do it and I fucking hate asking people for help despite being the first person everyone asks for help.

You should just take a shit tonne of meth and cut your arm off and cauterize it on the stove dude. It would be so hardcore.

 

[Turk February]

All the bitches would be like "Woah, that's sexy"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Has there EVER been a single Canadian charity road hockey game that didn't end in violence? No matter the fucking cause? We are garbage people, man. Especially what people think the good ol boy hicks are.

"You're all so polite!"

Canadians aren't nice people. And I fear that a lot of them aren't even good people. The niggers where I am specifically are all white.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Charity Hockey Game = Nonsensical Brawl

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know how much fucking "bud" I heard tonight??

 

[Turk February]

Has there EVER been a single Canadian charity road hockey game that didn't end in violence? No matter the fucking cause? We are garbage people, man. Especially what people think the good ol boy hicks are.

"You're all so polite!"

Canadians aren't nice people. And I fear that a lot of them aren't even good people. The niggers where I am specifically are all white.

Our blacks are okay, our poor white people are horrifying. I was in church once and a guy goes "hey that's my seat" I respond "oh, nice of you to write your name on it". Totally about to fight during... I think it was a funeral.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I kinda fuckin bent, fellers

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Our blacks are okay, our poor white people are horrifying. I was in church once and a guy goes "hey that's my seat" I respond "oh, nice of you to write your name on it". Totally about to fight during... I think it was a funeral.

I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, black man.

 

[Turk February]

I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, black man.

I'm not black. I'm just a very dark skinned chinese guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Our blacks are okay, our poor white people are horrifying. I was in church once and a guy goes "hey that's my seat" I respond "oh, nice of you to write your name on it". Totally about to fight during... I think it was a funeral.

You know how faggots have spirit animals? I think you are my spirit animal.

A Russian Charles Bronson with a slender, chokeable neck. In a fat guy jacket and kitty shirt.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Charles Bronson × Charlie Brown² = Turk February

 

[Turk February]

Charles Bronson × Charlie Brown² = Turk February

I'm a pretty nice and timid guy most of the time. I just get angry when people... Do things. I prefer when no one does anything. As is common in southern Ontario

 

[Guest]

Die Canucks die!

Well, everyone sans Abe and Boq!

 

[Turry]

I'm a pretty nice and timid guy most of the time.

That's how we know you're not a real Canadian, bud

 

[Guest]

That's how we know you're not a real Canadian, bud

I wanna rape you…