The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I can't finish this shit. The silverfish get a treat tonight.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm a slimey menthol eeeeeel

 

[Turk February]

The revolutionary committee of Ontario has allowed me to marry this year. I insist the government of Finland lets me meet Erika Vikman.

 

[Turk February]

She might be as hot and good as the metal chick. Just in the totally opposite way.

 

[:sumaturry:]

the metal chick

She probably has a name but who cares she stinks

 

[Turk February]

She probably has a name but who cares she stinks

Her name is Just Jess but I prefer the metal chick.

 

[Turk February]

And she doesn't stink. She's absolutely beautiful and really good at one specific thing she does. The growl vocal.

 

[:sumaturry:]

I don't care for her one bit.

 

[Turk February]

I don't care for her one bit.

That's because you're a big fucking gay.

 

[:sumaturry:]

NOOOOO I'M NOT FUCKING GAY DUDE TAKE IT BACK

 

[Turk February]

NOOOOO I'M NOT FUCKING GAY DUDE TAKE IT BACK

I will when you stop chugging men penises.

 

[Turk February]

Genuinely bummed I can't find my sunglasses. They give me confidence god damn it.

 

[musTARD]

Share a photo of the metal whore, then Ill track her down and show her a pic of a walleyed Turk February

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

WWAW jack in the box tacos.

 

[Turk February]

Alright. Tonight to fuck with the Nigerians I'm being kind. It's Rammstein and store bought cigarettes.

 

[Turk February]

Fridge is working again. I knew the problem would resolve itself.

 

[musTARD]

What's the metal whore's name? Gimme it

 

[Turk February]

What's the metal whore's name? Gimme it

Don't do it, Mustard. I'll fucking make you my first block.

 

[musTARD]

I'll fucking make you my first BLOCK

You're threatening me?

 

[Turk February]

You're allowed to hurt my feelings but if you break my heart i will not forgive it. Telling you as a man.