The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Unrelated to anything. How the fuck have I lost 2 pairs of sunglasses in 2 weeks. I barely go outside.

THEYRE BURIED UNDER THE FUCKIN PILES OF GARBAGE

And possibly duendes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Gave myself a little vick's dirty Sanchez.

 

[Turk February]

I'm all slimey with Vick's Vaporub. Like a menthol eel.

Remember when menthol cigarettes were legal. That shit was tight and would cure a cold.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember when menthol cigarettes were legal. That shit was tight and would cure a cold.

Right before they made the fucking things illegal here I fell in love with the ones with the little capsule of menthol in the filter that you had to pop by pinching it. It was like smoking and brushing your teeth at the same time.

You can still get shitty ones on the rez but they aren't even worth it.

 

[Turry]

What if it was Dom Cherry and he kept that little worm Ron on a dog leash

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What if it was Dom Cherry and he kept that little worm Ron on a dog leash

Pretty sure he did.

 

[Turry]

Right before they made the fucking things illegal here I fell in love with the ones with the little capsule of menthol in the filter that you had to pop by pinching it. It was like smoking and brushing your teeth at the same time.

You can still get shitty ones on the rez but they aren't even worth it.

Fuck I loved those things.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember when Don Cherry's actual dog was a bigger celebrity than Ron MacLean? I had a poster of that Don and Blue in my room.

 

[Turry]

I hated that dog. Disgusting mutant faggot dog

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hated that dog. Disgusting mutant faggot dog

Lol they do look Jewish. I know a guy with two of them and they're cool as shit.

 

[Turk February]

Let's stop bullshitting and just review this Biryani Chicken.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Let's stop bullshitting and just review this Biryani Chicken.

There's no way you did all the dishes that fast.

 

[Turry]

I knew one who busted all his teeth out chewing on rocks. They would just smack him when they caught him doing it. 12 year old faggot me suggested a multivitamin because it clearly had pica from having a trash diet and my buddy and his HA dad looked at me like I was crazy.

 

[Turry]

"He just likes destroying his teeth and jaw with rocks. That's his thing."

Yeah? Is it?

 

[Turk February]

The portion size is amazingly generous.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I knew one who busted all his teeth out chewing on rocks. They would just smack him when they caught him doing it. 12 year old faggot me suggested a multivitamin because it clearly had pica from having a trash diet and my buddy and his HA dad looked at me like I was crazy.

My dad's buddy had one of the full sized weiner dogs when I was a kid that would chew on gravel and it was a bitch trying to take it away from him. My dad was always like "Oscar's so tough he eats fuckin rocks."

 

[Turk February]

Chicken is not reboned which is bullshit when it's covered in carrot and rice.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Chicken is not reboned which is bullshit when it's covered in carrot and rice.

That's fucking retarded and would ruin the whole thing for me. I'd still eat it, but it'd be ruined, ya know?

 

[Turk February]

That's fucking retarded and would ruin the whole thing for me. I'd still eat it, but it'd be ruined, ya know?

I'm not a big fan. It's not as bad as Burger King but I wouldn't order again.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm not a big fan. It's not as bad as Burger King but I wouldn't order again.

I'm not gonna lie, I want to get one of those purple Jenna Ortega burgers just to see if it makes me shit wacky colors