The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Apologize.

 

[Turk February]

A scarf wouldn't have kept his head on, that's stupid. He was moving way too fast.

You must get very low quality scarves.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You must get very low quality scarves.

Our dead grandmother knitted those scarves, fuckface

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She slaved over a hot stove for 69 days to knit that fucking scarf, FUCKFACE

 

[Turk February]

I was once beheaded by Isis and an H&M scarf saved my life.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was once beheaded by Isis and an H&M scarf saved my life.

@Turry Fawks Turk's lying again to make me feel "less than." Please send him to hell with your machine gun leg.

 

[Turk February]

@Turry Fawks Turk's lying again to make me feel "less than." Please send him to hell with your machine gun leg.

Why would someone ever lie on the forums?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dear Terry,

My leg's itchy. How bout yours? Do you ever feel itchy on your leg that isn't there no more? Does it ever eat you alive and keep you awake at night? Mine sure does when it gets itchin'. Well, anyhow, I'm sure you'll do us proud and you won't ever, ever quit on us or on Canada, Terry. You're my hero.

-Abrecht Voegle

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why would someone ever lie on the forums?

To make me feel less than.

That's abuse.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dear Terry,

My leg's itchy. How bout yours? Do you ever feel itchy on your leg that isn't there no more? Does it ever eat you alive and keep you awake at night? Mine sure does when it gets itchin'. Well, anyhow, I'm sure you'll do us proud and you won't ever, ever quit on us or on Canada, Terry. You're my hero.

-Abrecht Voegle

Boo. I'm a fag and I deserve to die. I'm gonna lay my head on the FUCKING TRAIN TRACKS

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My cousin really did get his melon knocked off though.

 

[Turk February]

To make me feel less than.

That's abuse.

I'm going to fucking report you for claiming I lied when I poured my heart out to you about the time members of the terrorist group ISIS beheaded me.

 

[Turk February]

And gave you an H&M lifehack.

 

[Turk February]

Actually now that I think about it, I also had my melon knocked off. I was on a snowmobile. But I did it first. And there was hot chicks all over.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm going to fucking report you for claiming I lied when I poured my heart out to you about the time members of the terrorist group ISIS beheaded me.

There are tears streaming down my face as I recall Jerry's head doing a full flip with a 180° twist and his head ended up I'm his own lap looking like he was sucking his own dick.

Lawd Jaaah, give me da strempf fah Jurry.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Actually now that I think about it, I also had my melon knocked off. I was on a snowmobile. But I did it first. And there was hot chicks all over.

You don't even give a fuck about whose feelings you hurt

 

[Turk February]

There are tears streaming down my face as I recall Jerry's head doing a full flip with a 180° twist and his head ended up I'm his own lap looking like he was sucking his own dick.

Lawd Jaaah, give me da strempf fah Jurry.

Yeah. I did it better. I fingered my ass while sucking my own dick. Jerry was a pale imitation

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're harming me. You're doing harm.

You're fucking me in my pisshole and not my fuckhole. It's disgusteen

 

[Turk February]

You don't even give a fuck about whose feelings you hurt

Absolutely not. I'm from Kitchener. We don't have feelings.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah. I did it better. I fingered my ass while sucking my own dick. Jerry was a pale imitation

JERRY GAVE HIS HEAD FOR YOUR FREEDOM, COMMIE