The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry Fawks]

I knew it. A sympathizer.

 

[Turk February]

I lived in Ottawa across a bridge from Gatineau. I studied French. I went over there to buy beer once and once the guy started speaking French to me I responded in Korean cuz I'm really bad at code switching.

 

[Stent]

I actually like Quebec. Great place to party if you like to drink.

I love French Canada. It's like a double negative. Welcome to zee proveence we are calling Gay Homo. Oui?

 

[Turry Fawks]

I'm a big supporter of Quebecois sovereignty. Get them out!

 

[Turk February]

I love French Canada. It's like a double negative. Welcome to zee proveence we are calling Gay Homo. Oui?

Sir, I find your implication that Quebec is the only place with French Canadians offensive. We have many gay enclaves.

 

[Turk February]

I'm a big supporter of Quebecois sovereignty. Get them out!

If I'm being totally honest I think they bring a lot of value to the country, and the nation of Quebec is a good counterbalance to Toronto's and Ottawa's hegemony. And like I said before, good place to party.

 

[CQ Beans]

I lived in Ottawa across a bridge from Gatineau. I studied French. I went over there to buy beer once and once the guy started speaking French to me I responded in Korean cuz I'm really bad at code switching.

Hey, Turk does it bother you that Canada had to run to England when the US started beating the crap out of your country? Hey, Canucks, stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!

 

[Turk February]

I also love the Bloc Quebecois is in parliament and literally pisses everyone off but has no chance of being elected to any position. It's just the to piss us off. That's cool as fuck.

 

[Turk February]

Hey, Turk does it bother you that Canada had to run to England when the US started beating the crap out of your country? Hey, Canucks, stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!

We were England, stupid. And we summarily executed your soldiers in my city.

 

[Turk February]

We have memorials to the fucking Americans we killed without trial.

 

[CQ Beans]

We were England, stupid. And we summarily executed your soldiers in my city.

I dunno, cuz that sounds kinda gay. Nice letting ‘York’ get burned down, stupid.

 

[Turk February]

I dunno, cuz that sounds kinda gay. Nice letting ‘York’ get burned down, stupid.

Nice White House. Shame if something bad happened to it in 1813.

 

[CQ Beans]

Nice White House. Shame if something bad happened to it in 1813.

Oh, you’re really going to go there with the Battle of Bladensburg? I’ll have you know Dolly Madison was nearly kidnapped. Shame on you. Shame.

 

[Turk February]

I walk on a lot of trails and when I walk through Secord Woods I literally walk on mass graves of American soldiers dumb enough to fuck with our country. Their ghosts don't even haunt me. They know to fear our people now.

 

[Turk February]

I really wanna find an American ghost so I can humble it.

 

[Turk February]

100 of your soldiers were defeated by a girl, @CQ Beans how does that happen? How weak is the American spirit?

 

[CQ Beans]

100 of your soldiers were defeated by a girl, @CQ Beans how does that happen? How weak is the American spirit?

Seriously? I’d let some hot Northern broad have at. Preferably Rachel McAdams. Lotta maple syrup in those loins.

 

[Turk February]

Seriously? I’d let some hot Northern broad have at. Preferably Rachel McAdams. Lotta maple syrup in those loins.

Look up Laura Secord and the horrific war crimes her actions led to. And then learn to fear Canadian Thanksgiving.

 

[Turk February]

All that you love can crumble. All that you have can be taken. We won't hesitate to do it.

 

[CQ Beans]

Look up Laura Secord and the horrific war crimes her actions led to. And then learn to fear Canadian Thanksgiving.

I trade you one Deborah Sampson for your lovely Ms. Secord. Nice walking 20 miles, lady.