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I knew it. A sympathizer.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I lived in Ottawa across a bridge from Gatineau. I studied French. I went over there to buy beer once and once the guy started speaking French to me I responded in Korean cuz I'm really bad at code switching.
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I love French Canada. It's like a double negative. Welcome to zee proveence we are calling Gay Homo. Oui?
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I'm a big supporter of Quebecois sovereignty. Get them out!
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Sir, I find your implication that Quebec is the only place with French Canadians offensive. We have many gay enclaves.
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If I'm being totally honest I think they bring a lot of value to the country, and the nation of Quebec is a good counterbalance to Toronto's and Ottawa's hegemony. And like I said before, good place to party.
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Hey, Turk does it bother you that Canada had to run to England when the US started beating the crap out of your country? Hey, Canucks, stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!
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I also love the Bloc Quebecois is in parliament and literally pisses everyone off but has no chance of being elected to any position. It's just the to piss us off. That's cool as fuck.
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We were England, stupid. And we summarily executed your soldiers in my city.
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We have memorials to the fucking Americans we killed without trial.
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I dunno, cuz that sounds kinda gay. Nice letting ‘York’ get burned down, stupid.
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Nice White House. Shame if something bad happened to it in 1813.
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Oh, you’re really going to go there with the Battle of Bladensburg? I’ll have you know Dolly Madison was nearly kidnapped. Shame on you. Shame.
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I walk on a lot of trails and when I walk through Secord Woods I literally walk on mass graves of American soldiers dumb enough to fuck with our country. Their ghosts don't even haunt me. They know to fear our people now.
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I really wanna find an American ghost so I can humble it.
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Seriously? I’d let some hot Northern broad have at. Preferably Rachel McAdams. Lotta maple syrup in those loins.
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Look up Laura Secord and the horrific war crimes her actions led to. And then learn to fear Canadian Thanksgiving.
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All that you love can crumble. All that you have can be taken. We won't hesitate to do it.
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I trade you one Deborah Sampson for your lovely Ms. Secord. Nice walking 20 miles, lady.