The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

It's covered in forests. Shit burns sometimes. The main problem is that they've abandoned the concept of forestry management - you've got to go in and clear the dead shit or its just kindling piling up. Then they put our every little fire instead of doing controlled burns to keep things manageable.

Eventually we have a dry summer and it goes up like a tinder box and they blame climate change. It's not their utter incompetence and refusal to fulfill their duties. It's muh climate.

Ash on our feet. Which will happen when we destroy America. It's just practice.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got FUCKED OUTTA 169 and I want fucking BLOOD

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Canadian Halloweed, bitches. One of you will die of weeed

 

[Turk February]

This is gay as fuck and I think I already said it. But I admitted to having borderline personality disorder and no one mocked me for it. This whole forum is good people. Except whoever kicked Boq.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You guys assfucked me in my own spectacular megathread. I can't believe this.

 

[Turk February]

I got FUCKED OUTTA 169 and I want fucking BLOOD

Gotta sleep and work less.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is gay as fuck and I think I already said it. But I admitted to having borderline personality disorder and no one mocked me for it. This whole forum is good people. Except whoever kicked Boq.

We're all crazy fags here, Turcholas.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

We're all crazy fags here, Turcholas.

Does your arm work again, stupid?

 

[Turk February]

Why do you think Boq was kicked? Cuz we all say "I'll murder you" all the time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Does your arm work again, stupid?

Better than it did. I started icing it, which is like step one and I was just being tough guy Detective Fish and not the real Abe... Fish WANTS the pain!

 

[Turk February]

Does your arm work again, stupid?

You know what's weird. I think we're all crippled now

 

[Turk February]

Like my left hand and right foot are totally useless. I think a centipede but me or something or I was sleep walking into walls.

 

[Turk February]

Sorry. It's right hand and left foot. I think I hurt my brain too.

 

[Turk February]

But yeah my lawyer suggested because how dirty my place is it could be bugs and I immediately thought centipedes cuz I know I'm super allergic

 

[Turk February]

Totally explains the unrelenting pain, the swelling, all of it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know what's weird. I think we're all crippled now

Somebody legit cursed us. You're gonna OD on Popeye's and Busch, Turry's shoulder is fucked and he has ass cancer, the whole left side of my body is becoming increasingly useless, and my whole thing my whole life has been being like a strong protector kind of guy and now I'm just becoming a weak old man.

You've said death scares you. I'd almost rather be dead than lose all my physical abilities, and it seems like that's happening. If my arm doesn't get better, that's a big problem for me.

 

[Turk February]

Somebody legit cursed us. You're gonna OD on Popeye's and Busch, Turry's shoulder is fucked and he has ass cancer, the whole left side of my body is becoming increasingly useless, and my whole thing my whole life has been being like a strong protector kind of guy and now I'm just becoming a weak old man.

You've said death scares you. I'd almost rather be dead than lose all my physical abilities, and it seems like that's happening. If my arm doesn't get better, that's a big problem for me.

We are matter and circumstance. I don't even have evidence I am the same man I was last year. Death doesn't scare me. Insanity scares me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I still look like I can kick an ass, but there's a pretty good chance I can't right now. With the arm.

 

[Turk February]

The other issue is I could easily treat this problem on my hand but guess what else I'm allergic to. Antibiotics. Fucking infuriating.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We are matter and circumstance. I don't even have evidence I am the same man I was last year. Death doesn't scare me. Insanity scares me.

I like the matter and circumstance thing. I've seen you say it a few times. You can be Vice Canadian of our cult. The Church Of Everlasting Mirth.