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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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Paul probably died by stoning that one time and then he went and got martyred. He was basically martyred twice. That's pretty hardcore.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Strempf. Honor. Knowledge.
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It would be a great honor to die by a centipede as is traditional. To our American friends the only greater honor in Canada is to be martyred by radon.
Man you HAVE to start living better. I know you don't give a shit about it, but oddly, I do. More than you.

If you ever want to do a favour for me, just clean your place, start from square one and then CLEAN AS YOU GO. Do dishes. Do laundry. DONT SLEEP IN YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES. YOU SMELL LIKE BALLS ALL THE TIME.

If you listen to me you'll get your fucking ambition back. You'll fuck a woman's vagina. You'll make music. You'll do your show. You'll be Turk fuckin' February, baby.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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Go in with a buzz and you'll be out before the dts kill you. If you're going to be there for a while talk to the admitting doctor and he'll probably let you have two a day.
 

Stent

Да здравствует Сатана
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Abe is setting you up to fail, Turk. Keep rocking.
 
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