The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry Fawks]

Jewlousy

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Because he was gay? That's homophobic

I didn't say that.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I'm fine just dying once tbh. It's no big deal, we can't have it all

 

[Turk February]

Boys. I'm not fucking around. My hand hurts so much I don't think I can sleep. Is this hospital time?

 

[Turry Fawks]

Paul probably died by stoning that one time and then he went and got martyred. He was basically martyred twice. That's pretty hardcore.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Boys. I'm not fucking around. My hand hurts so much I don't think I can sleep. Is this hospital time?

Yeah go Turk. Post haste. Maybe wash your balls first for the sake of everyone in ER

 

[Turry Fawks]

Bucko

 

[Turk February]

It would be a great honor to die by a centipede as is traditional. To our American friends the only greater honor in Canada is to be martyred by radon.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Could be bedbugs. No offense but you nasty

 

[Turk February]

Could be bedbugs. No offense but you nasty

This is not bedbugs. Bed bugs leave three or four bites (I know cuz I was homeless). This seems much more violent. I sleep walk sometimes so it could just be an injury

 

[Turry Fawks]

Well whatever it is go to the hospital and beg them to save your life so you can continue to drink in a midden

 

[Turry Fawks]

Remember to walk in screaming for dillies. Don't say hydromorphone or they'll think you're a punk

 

[Turk February]

The hospital has no Busch in it. Fuck that shit

 

[Turk February]

The sun never shines on me when I sit in the triage office.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It would be a great honor to die by a centipede as is traditional. To our American friends the only greater honor in Canada is to be martyred by radon.

Man you HAVE to start living better. I know you don't give a shit about it, but oddly, I do. More than you.

If you ever want to do a favour for me, just clean your place, start from square one and then CLEAN AS YOU GO. Do dishes. Do laundry. DONT SLEEP IN YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES. YOU SMELL LIKE BALLS ALL THE TIME.

If you listen to me you'll get your fucking ambition back. You'll fuck a woman's vagina. You'll make music. You'll do your show. You'll be Turk fuckin' February, baby.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Go in with a buzz and you'll be out before the dts kill you. If you're going to be there for a while talk to the admitting doctor and he'll probably let you have two a day.

 

[Turk February]

But yeah. Im giving it like one more day then I will have to get to the hospital.

 

[Stent]

Abe is setting you up to fail, Turk. Keep rocking.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

But yeah. Im giving it like one more day then I will have to get to the hospital.

Real nigga.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Turry knows alcoholics. Doctors are surprisingly chill about a brewski or twoski if you tell them you drink a flat a day