The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's something called Doktorsksys Kolbasa. It's basically baloney boiled in milk. It's really hard to find. I could cum eating it. We found it in Korea.

Ain't no girl a mine gon' be babblin' such fuckledygobble!

 

[Turk February]

But yeah the reason for the name "doctors sausage" was it's supposed to be so bland even the sickest patients could eat it. But everyone in the USSR just loved it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm John McClane. Turk is my bitch wife. Abe is the black cop

I never liked Die Hard. All I remember is I HATE NIGGERS

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

But yeah the reason for the name "doctors sausage" was it's supposed to be so bland even the sickest patients could eat it. But everyone in the USSR just loved it.

Its made of people.

 

[Turk February]

I never liked Die Hard. All I remember is I HATE NIGGERS

I remember him walking around on glass. Mostly cuz my foot hurts.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Its made of people.

I mean; AINT NO GUUUURRRRRL A MINE GON BE PUTTIN NO DOCTAH SAUSAGE UP IN THEY MOUTH. NO SUH.

 

[Turk February]

Its made of people.

It's made of garbage and milk.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

People are just matter and circumstance. If you happen to eat one it's not any different than eating other nutritious things like hair

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember him walking around on glass. Mostly cuz my foot hurts.

It's because you're fucking lazy. And you're just cool with that for whatever reason.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's made of garbage and milk.

You're made of garbage and milk you fucking nigger

 

[Turk February]

People are just matter and circumstance. If you happen to eat one it's not any different than eating other nutritious things like hair

I'd totally eat a dead person if they consented to it.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I'm Turner. Abe is Hooch. Turk doesn't get to be in this movie because I don't think there's really any ladies.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd totally eat a dead person if they consented to it.

If someone presented me like a really well cooked human steak I'd definitely give it a shot

 

[Turk February]

Maybe not one that committed suicide. That feels dirty. But if some went "eat me when I die" and passed. I'd be first in line.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm Turner. Abe is Hooch. Turk doesn't get to be in this movie because I don't think there's really any ladies.

I'm gettin mud all over your shit, faggot.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

What's wrong wit da meats we got. Uhh uhhh pork uhh chicken... venison uhhh fish

 

[Turk February]

If someone presented me like a really well cooked human steak I'd definitely give it a shot

Can you imagine how good a free range human could taste with some parsley and shit.

 

[Turk February]

In North Africa they call human flesh "long pig" so I think it tastes like pork.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Can you imagine how good a free range human could taste with some parsley and shit.

You gotta put some cumin on that human

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

What does consent matter if they're dead? I don't get it.