I am touched by the sentiment. But I was kind of born dirt. I wanna be normal but I can't explain how hard it is for me to behave normal.
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Why are you so jealous all the time? It's honestly embarrassing. Stop. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go sit.
My grandpappy had prescribed brewskis in the hospital when he was diggity-dyin
Oh shut up
This thread took another surprising turn. We're all pouring out hearts out and showing each other support
It's a sin to waste food. Eat your fuckin' sandwich.
Eat a dick, Turry, put your kids to bed and fuck off my thread
I have a really good friend who lives like you. His dad's British. His counters are covered in used, moldy coffee filters, his bathroom sink is covered in pubey beard trimmings, every inch of his floor is covered with something and he can't figure out why THE CAT IS SUCH A BASTARD!!!
Clean it up, dude. Do it.
They've been in bed for three hours, stupit. We don't do libertarianism around here so they just have to do what they're told.
My mom would tell me that while making me eat rye bread in Russia. It fucked me up a bit.
SIT. GO. GO. STOP. GO. SIT.
Seems a long way to go just to eat a sandwich.
So what you're describing is a dirty apartment. I have a messy apartment. Ontologically there's a huge difference.
Rye bread rulez. You bombed out Slavs sure had it good, huh?
I can make a better sandwich. Just... You eat it.
I'm gettin too dead for this shit
There's something called Doktorsksys Kolbasa. It's basically baloney boiled in milk. It's really hard to find. I could cum eating it. We found it in Korea.