The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

You gotta put some cumin on that human

Guy Fieri just breaks through the wall. Pisses himself. "We're gunna feed some Africand today, the twist is lemon, and it's their grandfather"

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm the liquid Terminator. Abe is the normal one. Turk is Edward Furlong with a touch of Linda Hamilton but this time the bad guys win.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm the liquid Terminator. Abe is the normal one. Turk is Edward Furlong with a touch of Linda Hamilton but this time the bad guys win.

My joints are getting sticky

 

[Turk February]

I'm the liquid Terminator. Abe is the normal one. Turk is Edward Furlong with a touch of Linda Hamilton but this time the bad guys win.

I'm totally Linda Hamilton. Everyone forgot I exist and doesn't really care that I'm back. I look like shit.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm totally Linda Hamilton. Everyone forgot I exist and doesn't really care that I'm back. I look like shit.

You barely evade a rape in a psychiatric institution. Your son is a squealing little fag

 

[Turk February]

You barely evade a rape in a psychiatric institution. Your son is a squealing little fag

Not my issue. I have to get a rifle and save the world when you faggots break me out.

 

[Turk February]

Actually. Was that her or the cop that did the most brutal sniper attack in a mainstream movie? I haven't seen it in years.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I don't know. That movie always kind of dragged for me and I can't remember a time when I didn't want Johnny to get wiped out during the chase in the canals. Fuck it. End humanity I don't care. Just make him stop fucking whining

 

[Turk February]

You barely evade a rape in a psychiatric institution. Your son is a squealing little fag

That's the difference between me and her. I was raped many times. In my butt. They raped me in the butt.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

That kid is going to grow up to be the leader of humanity against the killbots? Fuck that - he'll be whacking cranks for rat meat.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

That's the difference between me and her. I was raped many times. In my butt. They raped me in the butt.

Being almost raped is like not being able to sneeze. Nothing happened to her.

 

[Turk February]

That kid is going to grow up to be the leader of humanity against the killbots? Fuck that - he'll be whacking cranks for rat meat.

Well no. The third movie explains all of it was for nothing. I know most fans hate it. I actually enjoy it.

 

[Turk February]

Contrarian Turk here. I like Terminator 3.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Big surprise Turk likes it when things turn out to be pointless

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Go get your hand looked at, stupit. You're not allowed to die during Canadian Thanksgiving.

 

[Turk February]

Fun fact. Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted the car chase seen to be good so bad he gave over 10 million dollars of his own money. The movie needs a reevaluation

 

[Turk February]

Big surprise Turk likes it when things turn out to be pointless

Are you implying nihilism has no purpose? Uhhhh ... Kind of the point.

 

[Turk February]

Go get your hand looked at, stupit. You're not allowed to die during Canadian Thanksgiving.

It traditional to die on Thanksgiving

 

[Turk February]

Or Canadian Halloween. Whatever it is.

 

[Turk February]

Dude. I'm in so much pain. I think I might stay up.and just be a bitch all night