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Guy Fieri just breaks through the wall. Pisses himself. "We're gunna feed some Africand today, the twist is lemon, and it's their grandfather"
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I'm the liquid Terminator. Abe is the normal one. Turk is Edward Furlong with a touch of Linda Hamilton but this time the bad guys win.
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My joints are getting sticky
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I'm totally Linda Hamilton. Everyone forgot I exist and doesn't really care that I'm back. I look like shit.
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You barely evade a rape in a psychiatric institution. Your son is a squealing little fag
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Not my issue. I have to get a rifle and save the world when you faggots break me out.
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Actually. Was that her or the cop that did the most brutal sniper attack in a mainstream movie? I haven't seen it in years.
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I don't know. That movie always kind of dragged for me and I can't remember a time when I didn't want Johnny to get wiped out during the chase in the canals. Fuck it. End humanity I don't care. Just make him stop fucking whining
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That's the difference between me and her. I was raped many times. In my butt. They raped me in the butt.
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That kid is going to grow up to be the leader of humanity against the killbots? Fuck that - he'll be whacking cranks for rat meat.
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Being almost raped is like not being able to sneeze. Nothing happened to her.
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Well no. The third movie explains all of it was for nothing. I know most fans hate it. I actually enjoy it.
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Contrarian Turk here. I like Terminator 3.
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Big surprise Turk likes it when things turn out to be pointless
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Go get your hand looked at, stupit. You're not allowed to die during Canadian Thanksgiving.
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Fun fact. Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted the car chase seen to be good so bad he gave over 10 million dollars of his own money. The movie needs a reevaluation
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Are you implying nihilism has no purpose? Uhhhh ... Kind of the point.
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It traditional to die on Thanksgiving
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Or Canadian Halloween. Whatever it is.
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Dude. I'm in so much pain. I think I might stay up.and just be a bitch all night