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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I just have to explain to anyone outside southern Ontario. Jump Rope For Heart was a campaign to get kids to exercise and teach boys it's not just a thing for girls. Schools would have competitions to see who can jump longest. @Nigger John would have loved this. I don't think its still around.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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181 PAGES!?? YOU'RE STILL GOING?

Good God, this is Josiah 5 level. OldGravyEgg didn't get this far.











Anyone wanna give my asshole head, by the way?
 

ミスタースパーコル

Do the JewWario!
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There was a girl in town named "Crystal" who unsurprisingly overdosed on fentanyl. I crashed her funeral cuz I had no money and needed food. Good coffee.
Did you give Crystal the crystal treatment.
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I remember this
As do I.
 

Turk February

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By the way, Canadian friends. Where are we at with Crystal Castles? Is it still okay to listen to them after learning it was pedophile sex slave band? I like their sound.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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A chick just came over, blew me and then immediately left. Bitch knows the drill. She got absolutely nothing out of that.

I also am gayly smitten with the pink haired face tattoo chick who I still haven't even met yet. She's probably gonna be the next one to stab me.
 
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