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I still haven't ordered the bdsm whore to clean my apartment cuz I'm suffering an injury and want to be at at least 50 percent when I jack off on her back.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I pay a guy to wack off on my back. Different strokes and all
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Want a job this weekend?
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I'd fuck mustard. Im libertarian. Just cum on his pretty hair.
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Honestly, watching chicks do housework gets my dick hard. My one ex used to clean our apartment in a bikini, it ruled.
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"why don't you ever help out"
"I'm busy watching you"
Was common in my house.
"I'm busy watching you"
Was common in my house.
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Holy fuck my abs just cramped. That was fucking extremely unpleasant.
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Fuck em. Cut em off. Improve your self by cutting shit off. It's traditional.
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Damn, that was honestly terrible.
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I puked on a burrito and it's still on my floor. You're doing okay
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I can't wait to eat a bunch of my kids' candy tonight Fawwwwk yeah
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I haven't had a single kid knock on my door.
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I'm just going to be hiding in my room avoiding everything. In 7 days candy will be cheap at the store.
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That's because you've been listed as a sex offender.
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Of course I could buy my own candy but taxing the kids is my right as a father.
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They don't appreciate a lot of it anyway. No one is hurt.
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WWAWD candy corn?
Turk: "It's my favorite!"
Watch. He's going to say that shit.
Turk: "It's my favorite!"
Watch. He's going to say that shit.
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Mc pee pants in one ear finish metal in the other. Nigerian rave if I take the headphones out. Life is magical.
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Absolutely not. That's a candy I'd spit at friends.