The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

A chick just came over, blew me and then immediately left. Bitch knows the drill. She got absolutely nothing out of that.

I also am gayly smitten with the pink haired face tattoo chick who I still haven't even met yet. She's probably gonna be the next one to stab me.

I still haven't ordered the bdsm whore to clean my apartment cuz I'm suffering an injury and want to be at at least 50 percent when I jack off on her back.

 

[Mustard]

I still haven't ordered the bdsm whore to clean my apartment cuz I'm suffering an injury and want to be at at least 50 percent when I jack off on her back.

I pay a guy to wack off on my back. Different strokes and all

 

[Turk February]

I pay a guy to wack off on my back. Different strokes and all

Want a job this weekend?

 

[Turk February]

I'd fuck mustard. Im libertarian. Just cum on his pretty hair.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I still haven't ordered the bdsm whore to clean my apartment cuz I'm suffering an injury and want to be at at least 50 percent when I jack off on her back.

Honestly, watching chicks do housework gets my dick hard. My one ex used to clean our apartment in a bikini, it ruled.

 

[Turk February]

"why don't you ever help out"
"I'm busy watching you"
Was common in my house.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holy fuck my abs just cramped. That was fucking extremely unpleasant.

 

[Turk February]

Holy fuck my abs just cramped. That was fucking extremely unpleasant.

Fuck em. Cut em off. Improve your self by cutting shit off. It's traditional.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Damn, that was honestly terrible.

 

[Turk February]

Damn, that was honestly terrible.

I puked on a burrito and it's still on my floor. You're doing okay

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I can't wait to eat a bunch of my kids' candy tonight Fawwwwk yeah

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I haven't had a single kid knock on my door.

 

[Turk February]

I can't wait to eat a bunch of my kids' candy tonight Fawwwwk yeah

I'm just going to be hiding in my room avoiding everything. In 7 days candy will be cheap at the store.

 

[Turk February]

I haven't had a single kid knock on my door.

That's because you've been listed as a sex offender.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm just going to be hiding in my room avoiding everything. In 7 days candy will be cheap at the store.

Of course I could buy my own candy but taxing the kids is my right as a father.

 

[Turk February]

Of course I could buy my own candy but taxing the kids is my right as a father.

They don't appreciate a lot of it anyway. No one is hurt.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

WWAWD candy corn?
Turk: "It's my favorite!"

Watch. He's going to say that shit.

 

[Turk February]

Mc pee pants in one ear finish metal in the other. Nigerian rave if I take the headphones out. Life is magical.

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD candy corn?
Turk: "It's my favorite!"

Watch. He's going to say that shit.

Absolutely not. That's a candy I'd spit at friends.