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I don't think Mustard is a nihilist. But I won't deny being one.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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He is but he copes about it
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My friend just stopped by with his kid. She was screaming about how her mom's gay friend is dating one of the teachers at her school. She kept calling them "gaybos" and we both couldn't help but die laughing. We've known the gaybo forever. She was like "I'm gonna go up to him and say 'HEY GAYBO!'" and her dad had to tell her that someone being gay doesn't mean shit and they don't deserve that through his laughter.
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"Canadians are nice"
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From the mouths of babes.
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When she was like five or six she went through a phase of actually hurting my feelings on a regular basis. She's good at it.
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I dunno I just tell the older one to be polite in social situations but I wouldn't feed her a line about it being okay to be gay. Fuck that.
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I was a kindergarten and pre k teacher and 5 year olds are the meanest people you'll ever meet. It's hilarious.
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Any questions? "Yes Mr **** why are your teeth yellow?"
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Just trying to teach them proper pronunciation and getting roasted constantly. I miss that job.
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Kids are tactless but I haven't met too many who are actually mean. They just don't know or care about what makes adults upset.
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I also taught gym so you could see which little fuckers cheat and which play fair. And yes. Teachers have favorites. Fuck you.
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I'd fuck with them hard. I'd play "freeze dance" where when the music stops they have to freeze and just announce there's a fire in the building and we have to leave to see what kid doesn't fall for it. I was kind of mean.
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Trying to make my music meet the Nigerians shit busting through the floor. This is survival DJing.
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I asked my kid if she knew any swear words and when she said yes I asked her to name them. She completely stonewalled me lol. What a kid
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I just rated an Uber delivery driver 1 star for the first time. Im a Karen.
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2 Caesar salads today. I'm gunna need to poop.
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Still fucking hungry. Gunna get a big breakfast tomorrow.
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My dad and stepmom and my stepsister all let my niece swear and my one ex let her five year old swear. I always thought it was kind of fucked but to be fair, it's pretty funny to see an angelic little girl fuck something up and say "shit" or "God dammit" under their breath and they were good about not swearing in front of other people. The one time I asked my niece how some trip she went on was and she was like "Rough start." I asked what happened and she was like "Shit my pants." and shrugged, sighed and shook her head.
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I once screamed "shut the fuck up!" At a class of 7th graders and just went "those are adult words, you can't use them"