The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

WWAWD candy corn?
Turk: "It's my favorite!"

Watch. He's going to say that shit.

Absolutely not. That's a candy I'd spit at friends.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When I was a kid like 3/4s of your Halloween candy was those hard as fuck toffee things that tasted like shit with the spooky orange wrapper and rockets. And apparently they call rockets "smarties" in the states. Smarties are M&M's retarded cousin, God dammit. Not crushable, snortable candy

 

[Turk February]

When I was a kid like 3/4s of your Halloween candy was those hard as fuck toffee things that tasted like shit with the spooky orange wrapper and rockets. And apparently they call rockets "smarties" in the states. Smarties are M&M's retarded cousin, God dammit. Not crushable, snortable candy

Can't even get the wrapper off the the toffee half the time so you have to eat paper.

 

[Turk February]

I'm hungry again. What should I get?

 

[Turk February]

The Caesars Salad while delicious did not fill me up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm also very hungry

 

[Turk February]

I'm also very hungry

Life is so complicated. Why do we have to eat and drink. Fucking capitalism.

 

[Turk February]

I'm also very hungry

Let's just fucking kill @Turry Fawks and eat him. I know it's a long train ride. But fuck it. I've got hit sauce.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Life is so complicated. Why do we have to eat and drink. Fucking capitalism.

You don't have to

 

[Turk February]

You don't have to

I mentioned it earlier in the thread. I've gone 3 days without food and it fucked me up. Like. Hunger was all I knew.

 

[Turk February]

It's kind of why my politics shifted a little left. No one should experience that.

 

[Turry Fawks]

So you chose to eat because you didn't like the discomfort

 

[Turk February]

So you chose to eat because you didn't like the discomfort

Uhh. Yeah. Actually. I ate cuz a Korean bought me a chicken sandwich.

 

[Turry Fawks]

You could have just starved you know. Nobody would judge you

 

[Turk February]

I'm not @Mustard but I do have a very long non fiction book I wrote about how I survived in an airport for 11 days with no money or phone. It goes into a lot of details. But I won't post it cuz I know no one will read it.

 

[Turk February]

You could have just starved you know. Nobody would judge you

I was so pissed when the ambassador chuckled on the phone and went "you're not going to starve mr ****" after I asked her for food

 

[Turry Fawks]

I'm not @Mustard

There's a lot of similarities

 

[Turk February]

I still owe the bank of Canada 1200 dollars.

 

[Turk February]

There's a lot of similarities

We're both gay. Is that what you're saying? Not all gays are the same.

 

[Turry Fawks]

You're both nihilists. It's why you lash out this way.