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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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When I was a kid like 3/4s of your Halloween candy was those hard as fuck toffee things that tasted like shit with the spooky orange wrapper and rockets. And apparently they call rockets "smarties" in the states. Smarties are M&M's retarded cousin, God dammit. Not crushable, snortable candy
 

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When I was a kid like 3/4s of your Halloween candy was those hard as fuck toffee things that tasted like shit with the spooky orange wrapper and rockets. And apparently they call rockets "smarties" in the states. Smarties are M&M's retarded cousin, God dammit. Not crushable, snortable candy
Can't even get the wrapper off the the toffee half the time so you have to eat paper.
 

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I'm not @Mustard but I do have a very long non fiction book I wrote about how I survived in an airport for 11 days with no money or phone. It goes into a lot of details. But I won't post it cuz I know no one will read it.
 

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Me and @Mustard will show you the diversity of the rainbow while he fucks my butt. (I actually strongly suspect he's under 18 so I shouldn't make sex jokes)
 
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