I still haven't ordered the bdsm whore to clean my apartment cuz I'm suffering an injury and want to be at at least 50 percent when I jack off on her back.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I pay a guy to wack off on my back. Different strokes and all
Want a job this weekend?
I'd fuck mustard. Im libertarian. Just cum on his pretty hair.
Honestly, watching chicks do housework gets my dick hard. My one ex used to clean our apartment in a bikini, it ruled.
"why don't you ever help out"
"I'm busy watching you"
Was common in my house.
"I'm busy watching you"
Was common in my house.
Holy fuck my abs just cramped. That was fucking extremely unpleasant.
Fuck em. Cut em off. Improve your self by cutting shit off. It's traditional.
Damn, that was honestly terrible.
I puked on a burrito and it's still on my floor. You're doing okay
I haven't had a single kid knock on my door.
I'm just going to be hiding in my room avoiding everything. In 7 days candy will be cheap at the store.
That's because you've been listed as a sex offender.
Of course I could buy my own candy but taxing the kids is my right as a father.
They don't appreciate a lot of it anyway. No one is hurt.
Mc pee pants in one ear finish metal in the other. Nigerian rave if I take the headphones out. Life is magical.
Absolutely not. That's a candy I'd spit at friends.