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I'm allergic to painkillers. Like horribly. After I've puked em up I keep heaving for another half hour. It's all just gay, gay shit.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I've written a few articles under my real name about "matter and circumstance" (nothing published) but it's my sincere ontological belief.
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I had a guy give me and 80 of oxy and I just layed there wanting to puke. "How can you get addicted to this shit?" I guess different bodies. Different experiences.
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Everytime you smoke penis chinese penis you wake up naked in a man's bed and him handling you 200 dollars for a blowjob you don't remember.
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You know where you'll never be? At a celebrity ghost party watching the original Alfalfa (who now goes by Alphalpha) Sparta-kicking Gary Coleman into a bathtub. Off the wall and sploosh.
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We're all already dead. This is hell.
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I'll kill you 69 times, bitch.
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Where the fuck are the kittens?
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What came back was different. The Lazarus that came back write the Walking Dead to detail his experience.
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Lazarus can fuck off and you know why
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Lazarus is a nigger name.
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Because he was gay? That's homophobic
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Actually back in biblical times we didn't call them niggers yet.
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The only way I can make this Less spooky is to yell nigger and racist things!
GOOOOK!
NIGGER!!
MONGOLIAN SHITLICKER!!
GOOOOK!
NIGGER!!
MONGOLIAN SHITLICKER!!