The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

Maybe one day I'll get a chance to brain a yote with a brick. I've seen too many of them just wandering around in broad daylight here.

 

[Turk February]

Alright boys. I'm hungry again. What do I order?

 

[Turk February]

I got Popeye's again. I can't stop myself.

 

[Turk February]

Hatred has prevailed once more. These tears aren't worth a shit. Canada is crumbling cuz I eat spicy chicken.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hatred has prevailed once more. These tears aren't worth a shit. Canada is crumbling cuz I eat spicy chicken.

You need to get back on the Caesar salad train.

 

[Turry]

There's actually a Popeye's not far from here. Gonna give it a shot the next time I'm over that way. Get back to my roots.

 

[Turk February]

You need to get back on the Caesar salad train.

Caesar salads don't even make me shit blood. What's the point. What's the point of anything!? Really!! Fuuuuuuuck.

 

[Turry]

Hatred will only prevail if we don't let nihilism drive us to utter destruction

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I ate a bunch of quinoa salad and it feels like I ate nothing at all. I want another milkshake.

 

[Turk February]

Just having an existential crisis. "Is it even thanksgiving anymore!?"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuckin pseudocereals.

 

[Turk February]

I ate a bunch of quinoa salad and it feels like I ate nothing at all. I want another milkshake.

It took me a while to appreciate quinoa.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It took me a while to appreciate quinoa.

I love quinoa salad it's just not remotely filling.

 

[Turk February]

It took me a while to appreciate quinoa.

I think what I really enjoy it with is sausage and mustard. Otherwise it does taste a bit like cheap barley.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You ever put a little bitta quinoa salad on a hotdog? Just a taste?

Edit: I guess Turk has.

 

[Turry]

If it's a choice between quinoa and couscous I guess I'll take the quinoa

 

[Turk February]

You ever put a little bitta quinoa salad on a hotdog? Just a taste?

Edit: I guess Turk has.

"Hey Turk, did they ever feed you in jail?" Lets face it. It's prison food.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Hey Turk, did they ever feed you in jail?" Lets face it. It's prison food.

I never had any quinoa in jail. I'd trade this one dude my muffin for his fruit cup every day.

 

[Turry]

I never had any quinoa in jail. I'd trade this one dude my muffin for his fruit cup every day.

Bran muffin?

 

[Turk February]

I never had any quinoa in jail. I'd trade this one dude my muffin for his fruit cup every day.

In fairness. I had quinoa in rehab not jail and our food was nicer.