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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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I don't remember a day where I couldn't afford a hot cup of piss, Smelly Furtaco was top of the pop, rock and country charts, nobody knew who Jordan Peterson was.. It was a golden age in Canada.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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Harper was a weird little muppet but he did an alright job
He was a fucking robotic nerd but yeah, everything was fine. He also made Justin Trudeau look like a hysterical little faggot kid in the debates and I don't know how the fuck anyone voted for Trudeau after seeing that. "HARPER IS A BAD PERSON AND I DON'T LIKE HIM!" was his entire thing.

I used to laugh when they'd show the clips of Harper playing piano with his son because that's the one human activity he did, except he always looked like he was ready to smack the kid across the hands with a bamboo cane if he made a mistake.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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He was a fucking robotic nerd but yeah, everything was fine. He also made Justin Trudeau look like a hysterical little faggot kid in the debates and I don't know how the fuck anyone voted for Trudeau after seeing that. "HARPER IS A BAD PERSON AND I DON'T LIKE HIM!" was his entire thing.

I used to laugh when they'd show the clips of Harper playing piano with his son because that's the one human activity he did, except he always looked like he was ready to smack the kid across the hands with a bamboo cane if he made a mistake.
Would you do this before or after eating a man's cum?
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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One of my great uncles was a senator in NWT for years. I'm still not sure what our senate does but I think they recommend things.
 

Turk February

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The senate is appointed by the prime minister and keeps the job basically for life. They are a rubber stamp, theoretically they're supposed to be a check and balance. But they really do nothing. Many people want to get rid of the senate.
 
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