The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Shit I just learned he was the premier up there for a couple of years, too. Nobody told me.

What'd he say about the license plates?

 

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What'd he say about the license plates?

No shit he was the sitting premier when the current design was put into service.

 

[Turk February]

To our American friends. License plates are things we "slap" on our cars to identify them by a series of letters and numbers.

 

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Wait no he wasn't. I can't read.

 

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Anyways my family basically invented Canada is what I learned today

 

[Turk February]

I just noticed the Quebecois sound literally retarded. I used to think they sound sophisticated. But they sound like wyyzes.

 

[Turk February]

Dropping a cigarette in my jury rigged car sound system attached to a computer is a fucking nightmare. There's so many wires to go through to get it out.

 

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I just noticed the Quebecois sound literally retarded. I used to think they sound sophisticated. But they sound like wyyzes.

This is why I don't take people seriously when they say Mama JF (RIP) was a retard. Why?

"Listen to her speak!"

Yeah she's Quebecois, stupit

 

[Turk February]

This is why I don't take people seriously when they say Mama JF (RIP) was a retard. Why?

"Listen to her speak!"

Yeah she's Quebecois, stupit

The fact she just vanished and the police can't find her is pretty funny.

 

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The fact she just vanished and the police can't find her is pretty funny.

She started growing eyes so JF put her in the dirt.

 

[Turk February]

I have no idea how JF is not in prison. Any other country he'd be being at least held in a jail. Canada rules.

 

[Turk February]

To our American friends JF is a Quebecois political commentator who has a history of dating retarded women on purpose. His last one he drove to a park and abandoned like a cat you don't particularly want. She has never been found and he was never punished.

 

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To our American friends JF is a Quebecois political commentator who has a history of dating retarded women on purpose. His last one he drove to a park and abandoned like a cat you don't particularly want. She has never been found and he was never punished.

I think he drove her to a bridge and dropped her off in front of CCTV cameras so they don't have much on him but that's just what I heard.

 

[Turk February]

He's actually been in court when a previous girlfriend was so retarded it was determined she can not consent to a relationship and had the mind of an 11 year old.

 

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Update - Missing person: Élora Patoine | Royal Canadian Mounted Police

 

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He's actually been in court when a previous girlfriend was so retarded it was determined she can not consent to a relationship and had the mind of an 11 year old.

It's hilarious that he's such an evolution sperg and wants to knock up what he should consider dysgenic women

 

[Turk February]

I wish him and Andy Warski were still on good terms so I could hear Andy stuttering to defend this for an hour.

 

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Andy uses so many O&A references I've got to assume he lurks here at the very least.

 

[Turk February]

Andy uses so many O&A references I've got to assume he lurks here at the very least.

God I hope not. I posted his penis on YouTube to intentionally destroy my channel. I'm a bit ashamed of that.

 

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Sheeeeesh