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She took a real turn towards not being funny when she realized people deep faking her into porno.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I also had some shrink bitch speculate that I have some mild form of tourettes a long time ago because she thought I was shockingly level headed and introspective for all the crazy and stupid shit I'd get into so she assumed I have some impulse control problem. I don't. I have principals and I'm a man of action. I am the backbone of America.
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I genuinely have tics but I'm not going to say what triggers them cuz I don't trust the forum. It is possible to make me tic out though. I'm pretty good at keeping it under control.
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I'll just say it gets the worst on the bus. I'm constantly pretending I have a cough to cover it up and just drawing more attention to myself.
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I'm compelled to touch my face when I'm uncomfortable but I actively don't and I think that's pretty standard. I have no tics. That bitch didn't know what she was talking about. She showed up in court for me a couple times, she was just digging for ways to think I wasn't just a monstrous piece of shit because I charmed the fuck out of her. She actually got pregnant in the year I had to see her. I think I got her pregnant with sheer charm.
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Do you yell "piss ass"?
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I don't want to reveal too much. I want to do streams without people triggering me constantly.
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A guy I know once got frustrated and said "fuck my gay dad" on impulse and it made me laugh for 2 days.
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The issue had nothing to do with his dad. He meant "have sex with" when he said fuck. And his dad was actually a gay.
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Oh god. What have I done. I bought Belgian Moon thinking "hey. My friend drinks this". It's fucking awful.
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Hatred has prevailed because I bought shitty beer.
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I have Resting Bud Face and if I'm thinking hard people always ask me what's wrong. My head hurts, that's what.
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Fuck people unless they sing metal on YouTube
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In that case don't fuck them. I got dibs.
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Nice principles, stupid.
Buy a dictionary or get raped in the ass after society collapses, beloved.
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It's almost lunch time. What will I get today, team?
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It's 10:30 you crazy fuck. Yesterday you had lunch at like 4pm. You need a routine so you can thrive like Rain Man from the movie Rain Man.
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I've seen Rain Men. Great gay porno.
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That guy's a retard too. He calls his daughter Sweetloaf and he had her a necklace custom made but it says "Sweatloaf". I also learned his name is Cody, which is not a name for a grown man.
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It's a great name for a cat though.