The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Sheeeeesh

Don't judge. It's Thanksgiving

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's a great name for a cat though.

Cody? You might as well call the fucker Bryce or Justin.

 

[Turk February]

Cody? You might as well call the fucker Bryce or Justin.

Justin as a name for a cat would be super funny.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Justin as a name for a cat would be super funny.

I knew a guy with a boxer named Dave.

 

[Turk February]

I always named my cats traditional Chukchi names cuz there's a stereotype that they're a dumb people.

 

[Turk February]

The only time I didn't do that was a cat I named NASA. Cuz NASA just made some amazing achievement. It was the worst fucking cat ever. I'm going back to the Chukchi naming convention if I get another cat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The only time I didn't do that was a cat I named NASA. Cuz NASA just made some amazing achievement. It was the worst fucking cat ever. I'm going back to the Chukchi naming convention if I get another cat.

I always give my cats funny names that I can't post because they're pretty distinct.

 

[Turk February]

I always give my cats funny names that I can't post because they're pretty distinct.

I had a cat named Kuzya who could work light switches. It was so fucking annoying. He jumped of the 15th floor of a building. Twice.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It's hilarious that he's such an evolution sperg and wants to knock up what he should consider dysgenic women

I thought the reasoning was that all women are retarded so why not go for a straight up retard. (This may not have been his defence but that of an internet commentator)

Unrelated. Ever seen Andy Warskis indie movie "Dark Fist"? I actually really liked it.

Dark Resurrection (Tekken reference)

I was diagnosed as OCD recently and it made total sense of why I can eat the same thing every day and listen to the same song 80 times in a row and simp for metal girls online even though they're like 5s.

I engage in similar behavior. I don't think that's OCD you got buddy.
I think most of people don't have variety in their behavior, interests or diet.

I had a cat named Kuzya who could work light switches. It was so fucking annoying. He jumped of the 15th floor of a building. Twice.

A cat named Kazuya (Tekken reference)

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I thought the reasoning was that all women are retarded so why not go for a straight up retard. (This may not have been his defence but that of an internet commentator)


Dark Resurrection (Tekken reference)

I engage in similar behavior. I don't think that's OCD you got buddy.
I think most of people don't have variety in their behavior, interests or diet.

A cat named Kazuya (Tekken reference)

You're making a mockery of Canadian Thanksgiving

 

[Turk February]

No one guessed it's a ghost Pepper sandwich from Popeye's.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No one guessed it's a ghost Pepper sandwich from Popeye's.

I had chicken broth and Halls because I'm sick as shit. I have a thing of Benylin dry cough too. You can get high off that shit.

 

[Turk February]

I had chicken broth and Halls because I'm sick as shit. I have a thing of Benylin dry cough too. You can get high off that shit.

I hope you said the order wrong and ate the Halls first.

 

[Turk February]

Ever try to eat a meal after a Halls or Fisherman's Friend.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ever try to eat a meal after a Halls or Fisherman's Friend.

Yeah, it's brutal. I got the strong black cherry ones too. I usually get the lemon honey ones because they're just a nice pleasant candy.

 

[Turk February]

WHY DOES UBER EATS HAVE A "add to order" button if they just send a different driver. I don't get it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WHY DOES UBER EATS HAVE A "add to order" button if they just send a different driver. I don't get it.

Door Dash has Double Dash and the same brown guy gets it all on the same trip.

 

[Turk February]

Door Dash has Double Dash and the same brown guy gets it all on the same trip.

I think it's just me using the app wrong. I'm really bad with mobile technology. Like I can't even figure out how to catch a bus downtown.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You guys have to stay awake until American thanksgiving. No sleep no bosses your show!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You guys have to stay awake until American thanksgiving. No sleep no bosses your show!

I'm dying of the dreaded consumption, Jenry.