The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How would you even describe the taste. Mentholated shit!?

I honestly don't know. It's like if you put a menthol cigarette, a piece of chalk and a lemon into the machine from The Fly and then ate the final product.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Actually in all honesty it's like if someone pissed in your mouth while youre sick and a bit of menthol

Yeah man, they truly taste fucking awful, but they work. Like Buckley's.

 

[Turk February]

One time a chick pissed in my mouth and rubbed mustard on my cock. Don't judge. Sometimes we do weird things. But I just threw up. It was quite a lot like Fisherman's Friend without the menthol.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I don't mind a Fisherman's Friend. I think it's black licorice, menthol and smoked oyster juice

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

WWAWD everyone being surprised when Gord Downie's incurable brain cancer that went into a miraculous remission came back and killed him?

 

[Turk February]

Not the forum user. Actual yellow mustard.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Try a fawkin ned rig. Will catch anything but not the big scary stuff

I keep a bunch of different shit rigged up and I still end up throwing a wacky worm most of the time when it's calm because it's almost like a fucking cheat code.

 

[Turk February]

I once caught a bass but the local government says I can only have sex with it and have to release it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't mind a Fisherman's Friend. I think it's black licorice, menthol and smoked oyster juice

Turry actually fucking nailed it

 

[Turk February]

The metal girl completely broke my head. I wanna fuck so bad. It's Thanksgiving. Where the bitches at,?

 

[Voscabulary]

I didn't realise canadian thanksgiving was on the scale of hanukkah

 

[Turk February]

I didn't realise canadian thanksgiving was on the scale of hanukkah

Traditionally Canadian Thanksgiving last for 269 days.

 

[Voscabulary]

Traditionally Canadian Thanksgiving last for 269 days.

sounds pfg

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I keep a bunch of different shit rigged up and I still end up throwing a wacky worm most of the time when it's calm because it's almost like a fucking cheat code.

Wacky rig is pfg too

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Turry actually fucking nailed it

Cough drop sommolier
I am de captain now

 

[Turk February]

Wacky rig is pfg too

I miss my old set up cuz it made no sense. There was a series of adapters going from 220 volts to 110 and then back again. It was just such a fire hazard and I had to pretend to be surprised when it literally caught on fire.

 

[Turk February]

Went to a bar all depressed. Go to the fixer. "Can you get me a 220 volt adapter". Buy some shit cuz she gave me a really hard to find adapter for free.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah. If you guys ever wanna lose your job because of an electrical fire just ask me. It's sort of my thing.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Went to a bar all depressed. Go to the fixer. "Can you get me a 220 volt adapter". Buy some shit cuz she gave me a really hard to find adapter for free.

I think you’re my favorite poster.

 

[Turk February]

I think you’re my favorite poster.

We Canadians don't differentiate between each other. If you like one you like us all. We didn't even have personal names until 1998