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Oh yeah. We're gunna love eating turkey with fucking Indians while wearing buckle shoes. Take your thanksgiving and shove it up your ass. There's only one true thanksgiving and it's still going.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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It's actually just a cold or covid or some shit. I'm still more pissed off about my elbow rendering my left arm useless.
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You gave up use of your arm for Canadian thanksgiving
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Ornery Turk is the best Turk. Why don’t your message your imaginary metal gf?
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Seriously though, it's depressing. It's a beautiful fucking day and I should be fishing in a kayak and a) I can't paddle and b) every time I get out of bed for like 10 minutes I feel the need to return to bed.
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Because I'm ashamed of how I live and am not ready for a girlfriend while I eat my 10th ghost Pepper burger of the week.
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As a fisherman I feel bad for you, genuinely. What do you catch, pike and smallmouth?
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It's okay Abe. We can die together like in Highway Girl (Double Suicide) by the tragically hip
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Just make a path for her from the door the bed.
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Thanks for reminding me of the metal girl. She makes me smile.
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I read too much. I thought we should kill ourselves. She doesn't read a thing; she believed me. "Are you really the messiah?" "Yes, I am".
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Ooooooooo Gordy don't you think you pushed it just a bit too fast?
I said slowing down don't make it last
I said slowing down don't make it last
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Mostly, yeah. The odd largemouth in my river. Shitload of smallmouth though. I'm usually going for bass because I don't really love dealing with shit that can bite me in the kayak.
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Try a fawkin ned rig. Will catch anything but not the big scary stuff
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I've never been fishing as a kid. Just ate plain Fisherman's Friend a lot.
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You should get into it now. You can crush Busch and smoke darts and listen to whatever gay club music you want while you do it. You can just do what you do in a dilapidated, ashtray-smelling room, but do it by the water where it's nice and maybe catch some fish. Just clean up after yourself.
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I don't know if Americans have it. I think it's European. It's a very jarring taste.
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They're the only cough drops my mom would ever get. They're probably the most legit of all the cough drops. My dad got Halls, which work fine and taste good. I always wanted Ricola because of the commercials and it turns out they taste bad and they don't do shit.
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How would you even describe the taste. Mentholated shit!?
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Actually in all honesty it's like if someone pissed in your mouth while youre sick and a bit of menthol