The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

You guys have to stay awake until American thanksgiving. No sleep no bosses your show!

Oh yeah. We're gunna love eating turkey with fucking Indians while wearing buckle shoes. Take your thanksgiving and shove it up your ass. There's only one true thanksgiving and it's still going.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's actually just a cold or covid or some shit. I'm still more pissed off about my elbow rendering my left arm useless.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

It's actually just a cold or covid or some shit. I'm still more pissed off about my elbow rendering my left arm useless.

You gave up use of your arm for Canadian thanksgiving

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Oh yeah. We're gunna love eating turkey with fucking Indians while wearing buckle shoes. Take your thanksgiving and shove it up your ass. There's only one true thanksgiving and it's still going.

Ornery Turk is the best Turk. Why don’t your message your imaginary metal gf?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You gave up use of your arm for Canadian thanksgiving

Seriously though, it's depressing. It's a beautiful fucking day and I should be fishing in a kayak and a) I can't paddle and b) every time I get out of bed for like 10 minutes I feel the need to return to bed.

 

[Turk February]

Ornery Turk is the best Turk. Why don’t your message your imaginary metal gf?

Because I'm ashamed of how I live and am not ready for a girlfriend while I eat my 10th ghost Pepper burger of the week.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Seriously though, it's depressing. It's a beautiful fucking day and I should be fishing in a kayak and a) I can't paddle and b) every time I get out of bed for like 10 minutes I feel the need to return to bed.

As a fisherman I feel bad for you, genuinely. What do you catch, pike and smallmouth?

 

[Turry Fawks]

Seriously though, it's depressing. It's a beautiful fucking day and I should be fishing in a kayak and a) I can't paddle and b) every time I get out of bed for like 10 minutes I feel the need to return to bed.

It's okay Abe. We can die together like in Highway Girl (Double Suicide) by the tragically hip

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Because I'm ashamed of how I live and am not ready for a girlfriend while I eat my 10th ghost Pepper burger of the week.

Just make a path for her from the door the bed.

 

[Turk February]

Thanks for reminding me of the metal girl. She makes me smile.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I read too much. I thought we should kill ourselves. She doesn't read a thing; she believed me. "Are you really the messiah?" "Yes, I am".

 

[Turry Fawks]

Ooooooooo Gordy don't you think you pushed it just a bit too fast?
I said slowing down don't make it last

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

As a fisherman I feel bad for you, genuinely. What do you catch, pike and smallmouth?

Mostly, yeah. The odd largemouth in my river. Shitload of smallmouth though. I'm usually going for bass because I don't really love dealing with shit that can bite me in the kayak.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Mostly, yeah. The odd largemouth in my river. Shitload of smallmouth though. I'm usually going for bass because I don't really love dealing with shit that can bite me in the kayak.

Try a fawkin ned rig. Will catch anything but not the big scary stuff

 

[Turk February]

Mostly, yeah. The odd largemouth in my river. Shitload of smallmouth though. I'm usually going for bass because I don't really love dealing with shit that can bite me in the kayak.

I've never been fishing as a kid. Just ate plain Fisherman's Friend a lot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've never been fishing as a kid. Just ate plain Fisherman's Friend a lot.

You should get into it now. You can crush Busch and smoke darts and listen to whatever gay club music you want while you do it. You can just do what you do in a dilapidated, ashtray-smelling room, but do it by the water where it's nice and maybe catch some fish. Just clean up after yourself.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know if Americans have it. I think it's European. It's a very jarring taste.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know if Americans have it. I think it's European. It's a very jarring taste.

They're the only cough drops my mom would ever get. They're probably the most legit of all the cough drops. My dad got Halls, which work fine and taste good. I always wanted Ricola because of the commercials and it turns out they taste bad and they don't do shit.

 

[Turk February]

How would you even describe the taste. Mentholated shit!?

 

[Turk February]

Actually in all honesty it's like if someone pissed in your mouth while youre sick and a bit of menthol