The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Jen_Tomlinson]

We Canadians don't differentiate between each other. If you like one you like us all. We didn't even have personal names until 1998

Everyone was turry Abe February

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I'm BC Terry
Turk is Brantford Terry
Abe is Petawawa Terry

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

What's he fawkin rubbing a gas station's belly or sumtin tss tss

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I miss my old set up cuz it made no sense. There was a series of adapters going from 220 volts to 110 and then back again. It was just such a fire hazard and I had to pretend to be surprised when it literally caught on fire.

Went to a bar all depressed. Go to the fixer. "Can you get me a 220 volt adapter". Buy some shit cuz she gave me a really hard to find adapter for free.

Nigga, we were talking about fishing.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Nigga, we were talking about fishing.

He is fishing - for sympathy

 

[Turk February]

Nigga, we were talking about fishing.

It's Thanksgiving and I have a short attention span.

 

[Turk February]

I'm BC Terry
Turk is Brantford Terry
Abe is Petawawa Terry

I fucking hate Brantford so much and wasted 5 years there. It's appropriate I got the name.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You dinks will never get where I live.

 

[Turk February]

Elmira

 

[Turk February]

New Hamburg

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've told a particular story before that really narrows it down.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

You dinks will never get where I live.

Uhh uhh font de lac

 

[Turk February]

New Dundee?

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Uhh uhh Carp
Uhh stittsville

 

[Turk February]

Wait he's mentioned Quebec is accessible to him. It's fucking Kingston. Super doxxed.

 

[Turk February]

You live in Kingston Abe and now there is no stopping me. I will cum on your door handle

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Wait he's mentioned Quebec is accessible to him

He has a license

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

What if it was Petaweewee

 

[Turk February]

What if it was Petaweewee

Abe is just one of my Nigerian neighbors making all the noise.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like that Halls have positive affirmations on them.

"You can do it!"

"Impress yourself today."

"Make your coworkers sick!"