The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

We'd just sit in Saitama drinking. It was like 36 degrees. "I like the heat". This isn't heat, bitch. This is apocalyptical.

 

[Turk February]

Unsurprisingly she was vegan, skinny as fuck, and older than me. It's almost like there's a pattern.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I dated one chick briefly who ended up becoming vegan and making that and knitting her whole personality. Which is cool I guess because she started with no personality. She'd have me read her shitty fucking emo retard poetry and I'd get through it and be like "Yeah, that was fine I suppose. I don't give a shit about poetr-" "Here's another one." "Cooool."

 

[Turk February]

I dated one chick briefly who ended up becoming vegan and making that and knitting her whole personality. Which is cool I guess because she started with no personality. She'd have me read her shitty fucking emo retard poetry and I'd get through it and be like "Yeah, that was fine I suppose. I don't give a shit about poetr-" "Here's another one." "Cooool."

I think 3 of my last girlfriends were vegan and if you want to, you can break them by going "im ordering a pizza ". Without exception they go "well... Pizza doesn't count"

 

[Mustard]

I'd like to take the train through the rockies some day.


I like trains.

Is the rockies a gay brothel

 

[Turk February]

Is the rockies a gay brothel

It's not gay, it's gender queer.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Is the rockies a gay brothel

Ya

 

[Mustard]

This is never going to reach 169 pages

 

[Turk February]

This is never going to reach 169 pages

Hatred will not prevail. Canada will succeed.

 

[Turk February]

Omg I just found a woman with severe wyyzism doing Eurovision reactions. This is gunna be a night for me.

 

[Turk February]

Is she retarded or just fucked up. Her takes aren't bad.

 

[Turk February]

Likes the song. Predicts it won't win UMK. This is not proper retardation.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is she retarded or just fucked up. Her takes aren't bad.

She almost seems not retarded. Like if I got seated next to her on an airplane I'd still trick her into shouting "bomb", but I'd be able to talk to her for a few minutes without yelling it myself.

 

[Turk February]

She almost seems not retarded. Like if I got seated next to her on an airplane I'd still trick her into shouting "bomb", but I'd be able to talk to her for a few minutes without yelling it myself.

I think she might just be very unfortunate. Her takes on the umk are on point and I think she even predicted Sweden would win soon which they did in 2023.

 

[Turk February]

Time to fuck with the Nigerians again.

 

[Turk February]

I'm thinking going Irish tonight with Fontaine's D C.

 

[Turk February]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You realize you've been hatecriming these poor Nigerians all Canadian Thanksgiving, right?

 

[Turk February]

They polluted the air with noise. I pollute it with cigarettes and industrial. It's just fair.

 

[Turk February]

Enjoy talking on the phone faggots. I've got Hatari