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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

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It's not like a cold sore or anything. It's more like an ingrown hair. It's still gross but I don't think it's infectious
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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By the way, I think I literally OD'd on cough syrup like Lil' Wayne. I painfully puked while shitting an impossible amount of this foamy shit. I straight up thought I was dying while that was happening and now I'm insanely itchy. Aaaand I gotta spray foam again.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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By the way, I think I literally OD'd on cough syrup like Lil' Wayne. I painfully puked while shitting an impossible amount of this foamy shit. I straight up thought I was dying while that was happening and now I'm insanely itchy. Aaaand I gotta spray foam again.
I think it's because I used to actually trip out on this shit excessively and now my body's just like "No."
 

Turk February

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In highschool I was a pretty big fan of getting high on cough medicine and it and it made my friends kidneys fail and blood shoot out her eyes and I went "maybe this isn't as safe as I thought '
 

Turk February

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I remember one time getting so high on DM medicine I walked around with my palms over my eyes cuz I was convinced I didnt need my eyes anymore. Then a vending machine appeared and attacked me.
 
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