The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Actually. Why am I looking for new ammo. I've got Erika Vikman who is super annoying but I like. Let's go.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They polluted the air with noise. I pollute it with cigarettes and industrial. It's just fair.

That's their culture. I realize you're just doing your Russian thing but you're white and you din't even have a scary accent so it's not the same.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah I think I can handle doing this song like 40 times.

 

[Turk February]

That's their culture. I realize you're just doing your Russian thing but you're white and you din't even have a scary accent so it's not the same.

It's not about culture. It's about who controls the air in and around this building.

 

[Turk February]

I'll plug in headphones. I feel bad. Even though they never do me such a courtesy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll plug in headphones. I feel bad. Even though they never do me such a courtesy.

Lol no, fuck them. Become House Man Turk

 

[Turk February]

House man Turk is shockingly nice irl even when people are being shitty.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

House man Turk is shockingly nice irl even when people are being shitty.

You a bad fuckin attitude.

 

[Turk February]

The first time I got paid recently I took a homeless person for chop suey. I am nicer than I probably come off.

 

[Turk February]

You a bad fuckin attitude.

Cold outside. Warm inside. Like all slavs.

 

[Turk February]

"no you can't have cash. I don't trust you with it. You can get chinese"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet they all call their mothers "mummy" as grown men. Africans do that and a lot of black guys do in general

 

[Turk February]

I bet they all call their mothers "mummy" as grown men. Africans do that and a lot of black guys do in general

They also call everything "beautiful" an obscure verbal crutch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The first time I got paid recently I took a homeless person for chop suey. I am nicer than I probably come off.

I'll buy any homeless person a meal as long as they let me carve my initials into them.

 

[Turk February]

I'll buy any homeless person a meal as long as they let me carve my initials into them.

If a homeless person wants to eat I assume they're not on hard drugs. Typically direct them to the local community centre cuz they got some bitching food free of charge there. But yeah. I think part of me just wanted the company.

 

[Turk February]

Oh. Also. On Mondays the local church gives away incredible fucking meals. Go there. Homeless.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh. Also. On Mondays the local church gives away incredible fucking meals. Go there. Homeless.

My dad always volunteered at a place that feeds bums. Like a bum restaurant. He said they got a pretty nice meal.

 

[Turk February]

My dad always volunteered at a place that feeds bums. Like a bum restaurant. He said they got a pretty nice meal.

Look. Im not going to lie. I've used those services. A lot. The food is usually bland so no one's tummy gets upset. But one day a week you'll get an absolute banger and it's usually Monday.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Look. Im not going to lie. I've used those services. A lot. The food is usually bland so no one's tummy gets upset. But one day a week you'll get an absolute banger and it's usually Monday.

I'm not judging. I'd eat at a bum restaurant if I needed to.

 

[Turk February]

I hate to report this. I think I have a cyst on my upper lip. Hatred has prevailed.