The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I like that Halls have positive affirmations on them.

"You can do it!"

"Impress yourself today."

"Make your coworkers sick!"

That was code. You live in Hull.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You live in Kingston Abe and now there is no stopping me. I will cum on your door handle

It's kind of around Kingston. We'll leave it there.

 

[Turk February]

It's kind of around Kingston. We'll leave it there.

Beautiful part of the province. I actually enjoy going there by the "chuggachoochooe" the official train company of Ontario

 

[Turk February]

What's better than throwing back a beer or ten and getting on the chuggachoochooe to Kingston?

 

[Turk February]

Playing the Nintendo switch. Violently masturbating in the bathroom. The train rules.

 

[Turk February]

"hey look it's the Niagara escarpment"
"Sorry I'm jacking"

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I'd like to take the train through the rockies some day.


I like trains.

 

[Turk February]

"why are we even going to Kingston?"
"I just wanted to jack off for 4 hours"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've never been on a train. I've never even taken the Go train in Toronto when doing so would make my trip drastically easier.

 

[Turk February]

I've never been on a train. I've never even taken the Go train in Toronto when doing so would make my trip drastically easier.

The train is a recent Canadian invention. It's like a bus but can only go in 2 directions.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

What's some dem other trains we got Uhh uhh C train uhhh Sky train Uhh uhh

 

[Turk February]

The longest train trip I took was 5 hours face to face with an Indian family. Thank god I had a switch with me and a wife to play with. It could have been a nightmare.

 

[Turk February]

Also they were Hindu not Sikh so they weren't obnoxious.

 

[Turk February]

Unrelated. One time in Tokyo I had to take a train with assigned seating and they put me next to a little girl. I met my Irish friend for the first time later in the day and told her how uncomfortable that had been for me. She got drunk and spent the next 4 hours saying I'm a "mega pedo" in front of all our coworkers. She was wicked funny.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

The Japanese have one hundred words for anime but no word for pedophile

 

[Turk February]

Months later we had to tearfully agree to say goodbye because neither of us was happy in Tokyo and we had no future together.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Months later we had to tearfully agree to say goodbye because neither of us was happy in Tokyo and we had no future together.

What happened with the Irish girl, though

 

[Turk February]

I actually think she would be a really good OnA forums poster. She was fucking relentless when a joke came to her. She would beat it into the ground and didn't care if your feeling were hurt.

 

[Turk February]

What happened with the Irish girl, though

I think she's still alive and well. I see her pop up on Facebook sometimes. The thing is we said goodbye and I don't wanna bug her.

 

[Turk February]

One of the few friendships I've had, probably the only one, that ended by mutual friendly consent.