The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

It's not like a cold sore or anything. It's more like an ingrown hair. It's still gross but I don't think it's infectious

 

[Turry]

WWAWD you think it's an ingrown hair so you dig at it and there's like twenty hairs coming off of one root?

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD you think it's an ingrown hair so you dig at it and there's like twenty hairs coming off of one root?

That fucking horrifies me. I hope it's not the case.

 

[Turry]

It's pretty cool actually. You wouldn't think all those hairs would be there in one spot but then they are.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah. Houseman Turk hàs been too nice. I hope the Nigerians like Prodigy.

 

[Turk February]

Or my cute metal girl.

 

[Turk February]

Actually I'm in a bad mood this night be an Electric Callboy evening.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hate to report this. I think I have a cyst on my upper lip. Hatred has prevailed.

We're all sick and falling apart. This might be the last Canadian Thanksgiving, boys.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hatred... is prevailing.

 

[Turk February]

Hatred... is prevailing.

All the Canadians just die. No one is left here but Mustard.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

By the way, I think I literally OD'd on cough syrup like Lil' Wayne. I painfully puked while shitting an impossible amount of this foamy shit. I straight up thought I was dying while that was happening and now I'm insanely itchy. Aaaand I gotta spray foam again.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

By the way, I think I literally OD'd on cough syrup like Lil' Wayne. I painfully puked while shitting an impossible amount of this foamy shit. I straight up thought I was dying while that was happening and now I'm insanely itchy. Aaaand I gotta spray foam again.

I think it's because I used to actually trip out on this shit excessively and now my body's just like "No."

 

[Turk February]

By the way, I think I literally OD'd on cough syrup like Lil' Wayne. I painfully puked while shitting an impossible amount of this foamy shit. I straight up thought I was dying while that was happening and now I'm insanely itchy. Aaaand I gotta spray foam again.

At least you got a buzz out of it

 

[Turk February]

In highschool I was a pretty big fan of getting high on cough medicine and it and it made my friends kidneys fail and blood shoot out her eyes and I went "maybe this isn't as safe as I thought '

 

[Turk February]

I remember one time getting so high on DM medicine I walked around with my palms over my eyes cuz I was convinced I didnt need my eyes anymore. Then a vending machine appeared and attacked me.

 

[Turk February]

I was 16 at the time. I remember the exact era because I remember how much it horrified a girl.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In highschool I was a pretty big fan of getting high on cough medicine and it and it made my friends kidneys fail and blood shoot out her eyes and I went "maybe this isn't as safe as I thought '

Jesus fucking Christ, that's good news.

 

[Turk February]

It also makes you walk like a robot. So you always knew who was tripping.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know if Robitussin gets its name because of what DXM does to people. It's a funny coincidence if not.

 

[Turry]

Getting fucked up on cough syrup is definitely an easterner thing. Maybe it's because we always had access to decent weed and shrooms here but I've never known anyone in BC or Alberta to robotrip