The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

I enjoy a nice raisin bran muffin tbh.

 

[Turk February]

Your name just pops up on a schedule. You have to cook for 24 people and do the dishes. Rehab rules.

 

[Turk February]

"Turk. All we have is 3 sausages an onion and some pasta". "I can make it work. Don't sweat it"

 

[Turk February]

If I couldn't I'd just blame the black guy assigned to me.

 

[Turk February]

I enjoy a nice raisin bran muffin tbh.

I used to know Bran Muffin in highschool. Cool guy. Did a bit too much penis chinese penis.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bran muffin?

Yeah.

 

[Turk February]

I have good news. I ate a spicy sandwich and did not shit blood. Life is not so complicated.

 

[Turk February]

Nigerian neighbors are at it again. Will take suggestions for industrial music to fuck with them.

 

[Turry]

Fire up some polka or western, maybe some yodeling

 

[Turk February]

Fire up some polka or western, maybe some yodeling

The goal is to torture them. Not me.

 

[Turk February]

Actually. I do like Keiino. I think what they do is technically yodeling.

 

[Turk February]

Actually now that I'm blaring it full volume I don't think I get keiino. The girls voice is nice but the songs kind of shit.

 

[Turk February]

I was so wrong Keiino fucking sucks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just puked like a goddamned son of a motherfucker

 

[Turk February]

I just puked like a goddamned son of a motherfucker

Penis chinese penis is devastating to the body

 

[Turry]

BC election is too close to call, brothermen. Looks like they'll have to recount until the NDP wins.

 

[Turk February]

BC election is too close to call, brothermen. Looks like they'll have to recount until the NDP wins.

Jack Layton is unstoppable. He's a strongman.

 

[Turry]

Jack Layton is unstoppable. He's a strongman.

"I'll have them smoking penis yuppie penis for a hundred years"

 

[Turk February]

Jack Layton takes a hit out of a bong then throws it against the wall. "I can always get a new one, I'm fucking rich".

 

[Turk February]

"put the duct tape on my tits and rip it off Olivia, I need to cum"