The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I will make Gaza look like a Beach side picnic.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I ride on my enemies

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My left hand, the dead, retard hand
Jeeeez Louise

 

[Turk February]

I ride on my enemies

Throw fucking sparkles in their eyes while blaring pop music.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I n.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Postmodern text art. $6000. Go fuck yourself.

 

[Turk February]

I'm ordering Uber eats again. I don't think I can do Popeye's anymore. Suggestions?

 

[Turk February]

I can't not do it. Hatred has prevailed. I ordered Popeye's.

 

[Turk February]

Hatred has prevailed once again. They fucked up my order.

 

[Turk February]

Hatred prevails when you order 2 different things and they send 2 drivers and charge you for both.

 

[Turk February]

I matched with a super hot little whore on tinder but she lives in Buffalo. Thanksgiving can be sad.

 

[Mustard]

super hot little

lives in Buffalo.

Is she a chicken wing!

 

[Turk February]

Is she a chicken wing!

Quality joke

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

That's Mustard - always bringing a bit of flavour to things

 

[Turk February]

That's Mustard - always bringing a bit of flavour to things

Hands just covered in shit because he doesn't know how to wipe properly. Touching your napkins.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Nah he's a good guy

 

[Mustard]

he doesn't know how to wipe properly

Everyone says go front to back, I go side to side

 

[Turk February]

Everyone says go front to back, I go side to side

I just stick my head in the toilet and cry until my wife helps me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm ordering Uber eats again. I don't think I can do Popeye's anymore. Suggestions?

An Indian named Prince just delivered a milkshake to me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My buddy and I were having a fire last night and one coyote booked it right past us carrying some little critter.