The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

But it is tradition now. So next year we'll do it again.

 

[Turk February]

I lost in the dumbest way possible too. Next time I'll be a better competitor.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

It's not about whether you win or lose. It's about penis.

Chinese penis.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck yeah. Enjoy my subwoofer playing Harsh Stone White while I smoke native cigarettes, neighborhood. Fuck all of you.

 

[Turk February]

There's a heavy price to pay for not letting me sleep. On this case it's cigarette smoke and Canadian industrial on a car audio system jury rigged to a computer

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Show those stinky immigrants who's boss, Turk

 

[Turk February]

Oh. You shut up now cuz it's 12 and you have work? Guess what? Fuck you.

 

[Turk February]

Show those stinky immigrants who's boss, Turk

But... Im an immigrant. (Horror movie sound effect)

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

It's 9 and I have to go drink and then go for a walk in the pouring rain in the hopes it does something for my back

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

But... Im an immigrant. (Horror movie sound effect)

The first step of assimilation is bullying other immigrants

 

[Turk February]

It's 9 and I have to go drink and then go for a walk in the pouring rain in the hopes it does something for my back

I've heard of this new thing called a 96 which is supposed to be great for your back.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know if to stay up out of spite for my neighbors blaring industrial or go to bed. The options are vast and challenging.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Hatred can only prevail if we don't hate @Turk February

 

[Turk February]

Let's get to it, team. We've got pages to fill.

 

[Turk February]

The hot metal girl is actually getting me into metal songs. Not my genre at all. But I'm enjoying it.

 

[Turk February]

I should stop commenting. I'm crossing the creepy simp line.

 

[Turk February]

This is so sick. I want the one on the left so bad.

 

[Turk February]

I bet she's wicked tall and has pajamas that would fit me.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

looks like you'll have to challenge this palecelery fella to a traditional no sleep competition for the hand of m'lady

 

[Turk February]

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I will fuck this guys shit up.