The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

It's okay. I know that Ayn has destroyed your ability to love or even value things. This is all just a game so it won't matter when I destroy her.

I love Ayn Rand but I'm not objectivist. Though having sex with objects it fun.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

You're some kind of epistemic nihilist and that's why you're going on an ice floe as soon as PP is in charge.

 

[Turk February]

You're some kind of epistemic nihilist and that's why you're going on an ice floe as soon as PP is in charge.

I don't really know what I am, I support PP though, but I think I'm technically an anarchist

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I support PP though

... pretty sus

 

[Turk February]

... pretty sus

I love pee pee. I even drink it. Hot.

 

[Turk February]

The next election Canadians will have to make a choice between drinking pee and smoking penis chinese penis. I'm taking the pee.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

In the long term penis chinese penis is unsustainable and detrimental to the social cohesion of our people. On the other hand our economic situation is so dire that it might be better if we adopt a short-term penis chinese penis strategy and then transition to a more stable dog piss centered set of policies. Maybe like a week or two after I die you can do the dog piss thing.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Okay let's meet in the middle. We'll woof the piss.

 

[Turk February]

In the long term penis chinese penis is unsustainable and detrimental to the social cohesion of our people. On the other hand our economic situation is so dire that it might be better if we adopt a short-term penis chinese penis strategy and then transition to a more stable dog piss centered set of policies. Maybe like a week or two after I die you can do the dog piss thing.

This made me laugh out loud.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

This made me laugh out loud.

I've learned a lot from ChatGPT

 

[Turk February]

I've learned a lot from ChatGPT

This thanksgiving I'm grateful for Elon Musk because he has good hair

 

[Turk February]

I need to lay down. I think Thanksgiving is over for me for today.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Thanksgiving day five is a point for Terry.

 

[Turk February]

Fucking Nigerian neighbors won't let me sleep. Polluting the air with their music. But I can pollute the air too. I smoke. Revenge.

 

[Turk February]

I also have better speakers. Enjoy Skinny Puppy faggots.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I wasn't here for pages 46-60 or so but it was a wild ride in retrospect. You by's went hard and I salute you for it

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

WWWAWD "give 'er"? I feel like it's an underused and underappreciated Canadianism

 

[Turk February]

I wasn't here for pages 46-60 or so but it was a wild ride in retrospect. You by's went hard and I salute you for it

Is that when we did the no sleeping contest?

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Is that when we did the no sleeping contest?

Yeah. Legendary and retarded

 

[Turk February]

Yeah. Legendary and retarded

It's the dumbest thing I've done for the forum. Even my lawyer disapproves of it. It fucked both our weeks up.