The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I'm just going to say it; metal stinks. I consider it to be even more braindead than rap and I hate rape. I understand that on a technical level it can be very "good" but I can't appreciate it on that level.

This is more rave than metal. It's a weird mix.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Both parts of it stink but if the entire song was in the rave style I'd be able to hear it out. I can't take that growling shit seriously. Just makes me think of a ten year old with his fists balled up trying to scare people because he's in an impotent rage.

 

[Turk February]

It's not meant to be taken seriously. It's literally about wanting to dance with a girl.

 

[Turk February]

It's just meant to be some fun

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

It's ironic? That's even worse. That makes me feel dirty

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Look just salvage some dignity, admit she reminds you of Ayn Rand and this apologia is just cope and we'll move on

 

[Turk February]

It's post ironic. It's a dance song with metal vocals that's both very silly and very good.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Hatred can only prevail if we pretend women are talented because we want to marry them

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

@BUBBLER come get mad at us. We're being very obnoxious right now and you wouldn't want to miss it

 

[Turk February]

Hatred can only prevail if we pretend women are talented because we want to marry them

I love women. You can place your penis in their vaginas and armpits. And it's warm.

 

[BUBBLER]

@BUBBLER come get mad at us. We're being very obnoxious right now and you wouldn't want to miss it

You’re cordially invited to the following thread…

Thread 'A video for NOBACON’S EYES ONLY!!!'
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/a-video-for-nobacons-eyes-only.61948/

I would love to hear a wannabe nigger’s opinion

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I love women. You can place your penis in their vaginas and armpits. And it's warm.

This changes everything

 

[Turk February]

I once had a weird almost relationship with a YouTuber. It's so weird trying to have a relationship over Skype. I don't recommend it. But for this girl. Maybe.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

 

[Turk February]

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Seriously please don't bug her. She's innocent in all of this. Mock me. Not her.

 

[Turk February]

There's a photo of me dressed as a bat on Wyyz Forums.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Seriously please don't bug her. She's innocent in all of this. Mock me. Not her.

What am I going to do? Start an army of sock accounts and accuse her of drinking her dog piss cold and being a penis Mexican penis junky?

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

You’re cordially invited to the following thread…

Thread 'A video for NOBACON’S EYES ONLY!!!'
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/a-video-for-nobacons-eyes-only.61948/

I would love to hear a wannabe nigger’s opinion

Remember when you threatened to rape me and then you decided I was a nigger so you got all ashamed? Looks like I'm back on the menu, moe

 

[Turk February]

What am I going to do? Start an army of sock accounts and accuse her of drinking her dog piss cold and being a penis Mexican penis junky?

Just a heart broken Turk sitting there watching this thread destroy the only joy in his life. "What have I done. She's the only thing I loved"

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Just a heart broken Turk sitting there watching this thread destroy the only joy in his life. "What have I done. She's the only thing I loved"

It's okay. I know that Ayn has destroyed your ability to love or even value things. This is all just a game so it won't matter when I destroy her.