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Maybe one day I'll get a chance to brain a yote with a brick. I've seen too many of them just wandering around in broad daylight here.
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You need to get back on the Caesar salad train.Hatred has prevailed once more. These tears aren't worth a shit. Canada is crumbling cuz I eat spicy chicken.
Caesar salads don't even make me shit blood. What's the point. What's the point of anything!? Really!! Fuuuuuuuck.You need to get back on the Caesar salad train.
It took me a while to appreciate quinoa.I ate a bunch of quinoa salad and it feels like I ate nothing at all. I want another milkshake.
I love quinoa salad it's just not remotely filling.It took me a while to appreciate quinoa.
I think what I really enjoy it with is sausage and mustard. Otherwise it does taste a bit like cheap barley.It took me a while to appreciate quinoa.
"Hey Turk, did they ever feed you in jail?" Lets face it. It's prison food.You ever put a little bitta quinoa salad on a hotdog? Just a taste?
Edit: I guess Turk has.
I never had any quinoa in jail. I'd trade this one dude my muffin for his fruit cup every day."Hey Turk, did they ever feed you in jail?" Lets face it. It's prison food.
Bran muffin?I never had any quinoa in jail. I'd trade this one dude my muffin for his fruit cup every day.
In fairness. I had quinoa in rehab not jail and our food was nicer.I never had any quinoa in jail. I'd trade this one dude my muffin for his fruit cup every day.
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